Breeder Geo Wants to Battle!

Welcome to Pokemon and shitpost central. Stay a while! Gamer on YouTube! I'm new to the metagame, bear with me!  FC: 5000-3843-5527

[huiro]

Typhlosion is asleep

[tagfer]

judge corsola will now sentence you for your treason

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[podencos]

Dissociating

[swushy]

masturbating

[crybourg]

curled in a ball on the floor and simulating the fetal stages

[smoke-and-somnolence-deactivate]

Laying on my back with my feet crossed up in the air under the stream wishing I had a bathtub

[memefix]

34 step skincare routine

[chroniclesofachemist]

Contemplating being and nothingness

[bbdeathz]

[pokemon-photography]

Umbreon - Neo Discovery

art by Kimiya Masago

[leecario]

[corsolanite]

Regional Dragon Types ♔ 

Dragonite  ♔ Kingdra  ♔ Altaria  ♔ Flygon ♔  Salamence ♔ Garchomp ♔ Haxorus ♔ Hydriegon ♔ Dragalge ♔ Noivern ♔ Goodra ♔ Drampa ♔

[chipsprites]

In this house we stan nosepass unironically

[randomsplashes]

✨ some johto starter nicknames ✨

[pachipachisakana]

Grew up with Johto, forever a Johto stan

[pachipachisakana]

Grew up with Johto, forever a Johto stan

[vaultkey-kun]

Feraligatr is my favorite Pokemon.

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Ultra Wormhole Rarity Chart for Pokemon USUM!

A dataminer on Twitter has been providing us with details of how certain rarities work in the Ultra Space, but he’s not a graphic designer so here’s his data presented by me in a more easy-to-understand form. :>

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Self reblog, because I added colors to the shiny rate chart to make it clearer.

[tagfer]

[gauntletqueen]

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

[battlevilla]

[tired-dunsparce]

Shuckle Appreciation Post

I love the fact the Shuckle has the same base defense as Mega Aggron and Mega Steelix which is the highest and also has the highest special defense and is the only Pokemon that can break over 600 max special defense. It can reach max of 614 and Regice max is 548 then next highest is 460. A tiny mold turtle and a bug type has more defense than a giant mountain dwelling chunk of steel and a snake made of steel and has more special defense than a legendary golem made of ice.

THE FACE OF PROTECTION