namjin & narumitsu shipper

i like turning funny quotes from tv shows into incorrect quotes <3

[breehyung]

i would totally read an ace attorney and scooby doo fanfic crossover, so… can someone make that happen?

[breehyung]

I’m wanting for the day where I find a narumitsu fanfic about miles being a prince (or king) under von karma and phoenix becomes a knight just to see him again.

[breehyung]

Jimin: *high-pitched sneeze*

Jungkook: Hah! Jimin sneezes like a girl!

Jimin: And how about I pound you like a boy!— that didn’t come out right…

[breehyung]

jimin spying on namjin

Jimin: Aha! I’ve been following you. You spend a suspicious amount of time around Jin hyung, don’t you?

Namjoon: I’m not having a conversation with someone who emerges from a bush.

Jimin: Because I’m right?

Namjoon: No, because I’m not in a commercial for breakfast cereal.

[breehyung]

namjin’s dynamic is basically jin hysterically laughing at namjoon’s clumsiness or reaction to things and i love it

[breehyung]

why phoenix became a lawyer:

miles: under a stony, confident facade, he is a broken man who was too scared to chase his own happiness

phoenix: loves broken man so much that he couldn’t bare to see him corrupted and sad, so he changed his whole life to speak to him and try to lift him out of his despair

:,)

[breehyung]

Yoongi: If coming out is a magic trick, and gayness is a rabbit out of a hat, I’m one of those never-ending handkerchiefs.

[breehyung]

yoonjin walking together between classes

Yoongi: Alright, I just wanna point out that we easily walked more than a hundred yards with no awkward pauses, and that is the sign of a true friend.

Seokjin: I’m really glad you’re not hitting on me anymore.

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: There’s the awkward pause.