sweet angel of reality change ;)

Male tf enthusiast, inbox open for ideas or requests!!

[horniestofhoes]

is there gonna be more truthspeak stories? really loved thos, but guess i loved all your stories already

I actually do have a sketch for how I want it go already, just need to get some image inspirations! Next one will probably be the finale though, at least for the main storyline

[horniestofhoes]

Wrong Bitch

“hey sexy”

Zach’s mind raced as he stroked his cock, flexing his muscles as he took a photo to send to Mary, the girl he had been seeing. He was drunk and wasn’t thinking straight, but he was sure she’d love it, and maybe even come over and have some fun haha?He put his phone down and went to take a shower to prepare, just in case.

However, in his drunken haze, he had accidentally sent it to some weird girl from his class, Marina, on instagram instead. She saw it, and wasn’t happy.

“???????”

“what the hell is wrong with you creep”

“you’re gonna regret this dickhead”

Unaware of his mistake, Zach just kept showering, hearing his phone buzz and imagining the things Mary was saying. He was so horny, so excited, that he didn’t even notice when he started shrinking, going from 6’0 to a petite 5’3, or when his muscles deflated, making his once huge arms and pecs smaller, still relatively big, but enough for him to look submissive and feminine instead of doninating. He started freaking out when he saw his still hard dick shrink, but it was not long lived as his mind adapted to his new reality.

He got out of the shower, put on his favorite black underwear, and then sent a pic once again, this time not to Mary, not to Marina, but to his grindr date, totally unaware of anything that just happened. He was still excited, still gonna have sex, but just a little bit differently.

Somewhere across town, someone laughed, thinking of herself as an arbiter of justice. She too, had made a mistake. But how could she know?

~~~~~~~~~~~

Haven’t posted for a while, hope you enjoyed! Shoutout to @dreamertf for the image ;)

[horniestofhoes]

For a while, Jamie getting the chronivac was the most fun we ever had. We went from two bullied idiots to kings of the school. Look at him, he looked like he had taken insane amounts of roids, but that was just what he naturally looked like now. All the guys in the school we’re just thirsting for a lick of his alpha dick, something he had carefully made sure of. Not me though, I got lucky haha!

I, obviously, also got my upgrades. I always did have a bit of swagger hidden behind my previous nerdy identity, so I had no trouble picking up girls with my huge new body. The App had just let the butterfly out of the chrysalis.

Anyone who was annoying us? Turned into some sort of sex doll that wanted to have sex with us and our huge tanned bodies.

Mr Morrison, for example, was bothering us the other day on his class because we weren’t paying attention to the bronze age collapse or some shit. Jamie just pulled his phone, made some alterations and boom, this was Ryan Morrison now. Not a history teacher, but an anatomy one that lectured shirtless, in order to better help illustrate the body’s anatomy, of course. He also gave private lessons to his favorite student, Jamie, where he explored his anatomy further. Damn, I should have him do some shit like this to Mrs Gomez too…

It was all rainbows and sunshine for a while, but one day I think he got bored. We had already transformed and fucked half the school, and while I was content just living life like this, he wasn’t. I think some people are just never satisfied.

“Yo, Jamie, what you doing there? Any transformation ideas? I was thinking maybe we could genderswap some peop-“ I exclaimed, before getting quickly cut off

“Actually, Lex, I think I have a better idea. I think you’re going to be my next target.” He said, smirking coldly at me

“W-what? Dude, don’t play around like that! We’re in this together, right? I responded, trying to cover up the nervousness in my voice.

“No, actually. I’m the one with the app, I just happened to share my joy with you for a while. Now I think I’m gonna have some fun with you.” He said, pressing the enter button before I could react.

When I woke up, I couldn’t believe what he had done to me. I looked masculine, sure, but so fucking gay. I had shrunk down a whole foot, making my muscles insanely compact. I looked like some buffed up dwarf, hairy as fuck too. My cock was now tiny, probably the same reason why my butt looked like some kardashian’s. It ached, ached for Jamie. That fucking faggot, I can’t believe he did this to me. I’m so fucking horny. I need him. I sent him a photo, showing his work.

“Fuck you, now I need your dick inside my ass you asshat. If you made me a faggot, the least you can do is come and plow me with your cock.”

I quickly got an answer

“hahaha, i’m right outside babygirl, just come on out and i’ll help you out”

I opened the door, my brain too clouded with hormones to think about what the fuck I was about to do. I just know I need it.

[horniestofhoes]

Hey, does anyone in this sub have any experience reverting bodily modification spells? I called some girl at the bar a fugly bitch and said that I was way out of her league, so she cast some spells and now I’m some kind of freaky manslut. I grew to 6’4 and my muscles are now fucking huge, I could probably crush some heads with my biceps and probably some melons with my thighs. My cock is now freakishly large and I’m so so so so FUCKING horny all the time I can’t even think straight, probably because she made me gay too. No guy can take this log without going to the ER so I just have to jerk it hourly. Every piece of clothing I wear now is either super short of super tight, so I just look like an attention whore all the time. Need help ASAP, if not to reverse the changes just to milk my dick. THX in advance

[xoxxaxo]

[horniestofhoes]

“Hey jackass remember when you called me a fat faggot who was never gonna get laid? So, I discovered an app that can change reality and now I’m an ultra jacked sex god. Also, five minutes after you read this I’ll change you into a whimpering twink bitch who will jerk off to this video while shoving a remote up his (your) ass probably like 500 times. Cheers :)”

As Mason read the message, his heart started to beat fast. That guy looked too much like that lardass Dominic and too real for it to be fake. One thought echoed in his mind: Was he fucked?

[horniestofhoes]

Camouflaged

My sister, god bless her heart, has awful taste in men. Every other month she’ll fall in love with some dickwad, then come crying to me about how he started treating her horribly, how he cheated and so on so forth. I don’t mind though, cause that means I have a target to change that has it coming anyways.

Take for example this new guy, Trevor. I can see in his file that he’s a huge, 6’2 180 pounds, misogynistic jerk from the army, coming from a long line of guys just like himself. Loves to chase ladies, pump n dump, even had a few kids lying around that he doesn’t know and probably wouldn’t care about. He’s just living his life being guided by his dick really, but I’m not gonna him walk away all fine after he messed with my family.

Just making some adjustments… and done! Now, he’s not exactly from the army anymore, cause the guys in there beat him up so hard a lot after his father forced him to go in order to “not be a faggot” that he had to leave. Now, he pursues his true passion: Dancing at a strip club, always wearing his camo uniform, of course. I also dolled him up a bit, cause since he’s not gonna be into ladies anymore, I might as well have some fun too! Smooth body, not capable of growing any body hair, blonde locks, cock sucking lips, a huuuuge butt, and I also doubled the size of his dick even though he’s not gonna be using it much now, just because. My sis is gonna love this when she sees it, haha!

[horniestofhoes]

I swear I'm not crazy, I remember my Asian boss was super small and always bullied by other workers. Now he's a super tall hunk that's perfectly keep our company and performance in check. What's strange was all of the bullies are shrunk and submissive like they're always seeks validation of my boss but he doesn't seems to care. I even confront my colleagues asking them what happened and they're always say I'm crazy because they said that they're always this small. Idk why I'm the only one retaining the old memories

Good news! You’re not crazy. The bad news though, is that everyone will think you are. Let me tell you a secret: Sometimes when messing with reality and retconning things, you need to leave at a Witness. And that’s what you unfortunately are. The Witness to your boss’ new life.

Isn’t it much better like this though? I mean, how can a boss do his job if none of his employees respect him? That’s why when he came up to me, I decided to help him out. Cost him a pretty penny, but now he’s an adonis of a man, who can intimidate both his enemies and his crew, as he should. Tall, strong, and of course with an anaconda in his pants, cause who do you think I am if not someone who would throw in a bonus like that. But there’s also a good side to you remembering all of this, trust me. If you kept your memories, you also kept everything else from the old reality.

Take his associate for example, remember that guy? Huge, used to be a wrestler in his highschool days, could probably take down anyone in the company in a fight? Well, he used to constantly belittle your boss, and even fucked his wife on that company party one time, so he paid the price and he’s now a cute little twink boy with a hamster dick. Still does the job as good as ever, but now out of a sense of wanting to impress his hot boss, and may or may not have gotten where he is with a lot of dick sucking. He’s not the only one, basically all the guys in the company who were physically bigger than your boss got turned into twerps, simply because he’s the one in charge and he should be the bigger one, according to himself. See, even if they think you’re crazy, at least you’re not willfully suckin’ your boss’ cock thinking its the most normal thing in the world.

I don’t know why he chose you, maybe you also wronged him in some way, or maybe he liked you enough to decide that you should remember it all. He’s more than willing to have fun with you though, if that’s what you desire. So go ahead, enjoy your new boss, and give me a call if you want to change your world too, cause witnesses get a discount!

[horniestofhoes]

The Coup

Ever since I got my hands on that chronivac thing, my frat has been fucking unstoppable. I’ve turned every single member of ours into a bronzed musclegod while taking down a peg the guys from the other frats. Hell, I even let my bros use my laptop sometimes to go out and have fun changing idiots on campus, cause they’re my frat and I trust them.

These two idiots are Marty and Dom, they used to be ever so chubby, a result of a car crash injury that left them both unnable to exercise for a couple do months, but when I got the Chronivac the first thing I did was make them BIG again, and maybe increase some of their attributes while I was at it. They were immensely grateful, and I thought I had earned myself allies for life. So imagine my surprise when I woke up, with the two of them staring at me from the foot of my bed with my laptop in their hands.

“Good morning?” I said, confused

“Good morning, captain jackass!” Marty answered

“Shut up Marty. What the hell are you two doing?” I asked them, but already having a guess in mind

“We’re taking over the ship, broski. Me and Marty over here decided that it’s unfair that you get to hog all the power of the Chronivac for yourself, thinking you can make rules like “Don’t use it to make girls suck our dicks” or “Don’t make global level changes”, so we’re taking you down so me and Marty can be co-kings!” Dom said, with a smirk on his face

“Yeah, and you’re gonna get turned into some dumb ass faggot who only thinks of sucking marty and dom dick, sucking marty and dom dick and sucking marty and dom dick!” Marty laughed

Oh for christ’s sake, I really shouldn’t have trusted these morons.

“Marty, Dom, come on guys, I was nice enough to make you guys actually notice the changes, and I literally let you use it all the time. I keep those rules in place so just things don’t get out of control, or do you want to get the attention of other users. Hand me the phone and I’ll forget this ever happened.” I told them, calmly stating my intention

“Like hell we are! Here, wanna do the honors of transforming Mason the Frat King into Mason the Frat Dump, Marty?” Dom asked, still laughing

“Yuhuh! Bye bye, big man in charge, enjoy being our dumb bitch!” Marty said, laughing as he pressed the enter button

Then, there was a bright flash of light from the screen, and I heard them scream as I let out a hearty laugh.

“What’s with the noise, fags?” I said, still laughing to myself “Did you dumbfucks really think I’d not take some precautions as to avoid getting betrayed like this? It’s a secret, but this has happened before. That cock sucker Anthony from Kappa Kappa Tau was my right hand man, but he tried to turn me into a fag boy and It bounced right back at ‘im. I’m the Chronivac Master here, and don’t you forget that.”

They looked at me, their minds too slow now, all they can feel is their hard cocks and their bubble bets begging for action, karma for trying to make me a dumb hoe. I think I won’t even hide this change, the other dumbnuts in this house are now gonna know what happens to the guys who try and betray their king. They get turned into cock lovin’ faggots, who are now gonna be sucking us off every other day. I tried to warn you two morons, but enjoy your dick lovin’ days now, bros.

[horniestofhoes]

got massive crush on my nerdy roommate and would love to see him get massive. I heard that swapping clothes with other people can transfer size/muscle/attribute from the owner of the clothes into the user. So I'm secretly collecting clothes from super attractive guy from campus like crazy to only gave it to him tand I think he like them. Of course he didn't know because reality would rewrite everything

Well, you’ve basically done half the job for me already! You’ve got all the ingredients, now we just need to mix them in to make the magic happen.

Yup! That’s a nerd if I’ve ever seen one. But it won’t be like that for long, because firstly he’s gonna be affected by the band shirt he’s wearing, the one you stole from that hot alt guy. Somewhere on the campus, that poor guy is getting the downgrade of his life, but your little roommate… His face becomes a hundred times more handsome, as the nerdy look is replaced by the face of a real adonis. As an unintended consequence, his hair also grew a fair bit, but it complements his new rock n roll appearance, so i don’t think you’ll mind.

Next, the pants you carefully borrowed from the locker of that jerk at the gym who loves to flaunt his big muscles. You see your roomie’s body tighten as his musculature evolves, turning his once skinny frame into the body of a real man, a man capable of lifting heavy shit and beating people up, you can even suggest he beat the guy who his newfound muscle once belonged to, now a twerp with no power to back it up. Isn’t that hot?

And… you know what they say, the underwear makes the man, and the underwear you gave him was from a particular serial pump n’dumper, one who made the grave mistake of doing that to a friend of yours and leaving his underwear there. Now, he’s gonna forget all his sexual prowess’s and live the life of a small dicked loser, because his huge cock and all it’s stamina is gonna belong to your buddy over here, who’s not gonna be scared to use it on ya.

And that’s pretty much it. See how three pieces of underwear and some spells can change someone’s life? Enjoy your new boyfriend, my guy, and if you want any other changes, just steal some poor idiot’s clothes again, and see the magic happen!

[horniestofhoes]

Have you ever felt like some people look absurd? Like, how is it fair that regular mortals have to walk around while people like him get to look like that? Fucking every girl that they see, living in constant pleasure and bliss. What kind of blessed genetics get someone looking so perfect?

Huge, handsome blondie with blue eyes, tall as a doorway… And you know he has a big dick too. He’s the perfect specimen, everyone is dying to get a taste of him. But would you believe me if I told you that all of this is not real? It’s all a lie, a lie supported by the most powerful thing in the world.

The truth is this is all The Chronivac’s doing. Let’s take a look at his profile, for example.

BRYCE BULLCOCK

Height: 6’4

Weight: 225 Pounds

Body Type: Muscular+

Penis Size: 12 Inches

Archetype: The Jock

[See More?]

Just what you’d expect, but if you click on the three white dots and go to the previous version…

BRYCE MORRISON

Height: 5’4

Weight: 125 Pounds

Body Type: Skinny

Penis Size: 5 Inches

Archetype: The Loser

[See More?]

See? It’s all a gigantic hoax. Hell, this douche even changed his last name to some silly thing. I don’t like these kind of guys, they think they can just go around altering whoever they want because they’ve been chosen, last week I tried to flirt with him at a bar and he tried to turn me into a straight dumb jock gymbro. Luckily, as a Chronivac Admin I was immune to the change, which left him quite a bit agitated, so i was forced to put him to sleep while I figured out how I was gonna abuse my power. Sure, I could just turn him back, but that would be no fun. I figured I’d just keep him absurd, but have my fun with it. Look at his stats now!

BRYCE SERVINGTON

Height: 6’2

Weight: 160 Pounds

Body Type: Jacked

Penis Size: 10 Inches

Archetype: The Twink

Sexuality: Gay

Talents: Fashion, sex, dancing […]

[See More?]

A different kind of hot now, but hot nonetheless. That fucking V line… Absurd people aren’t born, they’re made. Made with code and powers beyond our comprehension at times. Now, please excuse me while I go flirt with the new and improved Bryce in his cute pink attire who will never try to transform anyone again, and will be much more willing to suck my dick and fuck my ass.

[horniestofhoes]

Hey! I have a possible request, I see a lot of your stories revolve around role reversal stuff etc. What about a story where a jock bullies this chubby ugly anime obsessed nerd but then the tables are turned and at the end of it the jock becomes the fat nerd and reality is changed etc. It’s just an idea if you don’t like it all good :)

A Reversal

When he was a kid, Jared was as skinny as a stick, but ever since puberty he started putting on pound after pound, consequence of a very sedentary life style, not playing any sports, just staying home all day, studying, playing games and watching anime. The most exercise his body saw was the daily right arm workout sessions to anime girls. At school, he had a few his friendgroup, all varying levels of nerd like himself, who were considered the weird kids, which meant no one really liked associating with them. Some even went out of their way to make their lives harder, such as Blake.

Blake would sometimes just send photos like these, showing off his shredded body, huge muscles and the hefty bulge of his 10incher, to both the girls he wanted to bang and the nerds he wanted to feel superior too, with cruel captions shaming their bodies and their appearances. Jared had tried to file a complaint with the director’s office, but since Blake’s dad was a huge contributor to the school, it just went straight to the paper shredder.

One day, while doing a JJK marathon, Jared started getting video calls from Blake, who simply didn’t stop calling. Jared tried to ignore it at first, but instead of just simply blocking the caller, he decided he’d just pick up and give Blake what he wanted already, because if he didn’t Blake would probably beat his ass tomorrow.

When he picked it up, it was just Blake flexing on the bathroom, clearly on some weird kind of rush from this.

“You like what you see, fatty? Yeah, you’re never gonna be this fucking hot, you piggy. Girls fucking grab my arms and lick my abs while I fuck them, the best they could grab in you is your fucking fatass” He said

Jared felt like crying, both in shame and anger, angry that the jock was such a fucking dick, but also ashamed that he was right. He was a fat loser, but he wanted to be attractive, he wanted girls to find him hot, but he had dug himself in a hole and couldn’t get out of it. He wished his life wasn’t like this, and he wished that Blake had a bit more empathy.

His prayers didn’t go unheard. Suddenly, both Blake and Jared stopped, their eyes open wide. Jared felt his body burn, as all the fat in his body melted away into golden energy, which flied into the screen. He looked at the camera, and saw his face, not bloated anymore, but defined.

At the same time, he saw Blake’s muscles shrink into nothingness, leaving him a skinny runt. Then, Jared felt his muscles sore as he saw his biceps begin to expand and grow, then he felt his pecs growing nice and tight, and his abs popping up in his belly like bricks in a wall.

He moaned in pleasure, feeling the power enter his body. Blake on the other hand, was also growing, but now in muscle, but fat. His belly grew, and with it also his bodyhair, that he once had kept trimmed so pridefully, now leaving him with a patchy beard. Both of them felt their heads spin as their lives changed around. Now the one that let himself go was Blake, who once a promising young man, now was a fatty who ate fast food every single day of the week, all because one his ex told everyone about his small cock.

He had called Jared in hopes that he could help him get a girl.

“Yeah, sorry man, no one wants a fat fuck with a small dick” Jared answered

”This is what girls want, they don’t care if you’re a huge nerd like me if you’re hot about it. “ Explained the resident pussyhound of the school, a specimen with a footlong who had fucked every girl in the halls. “Maybe if you put down the fries and actually exercised for once, you’d at least be able to attract some bitches. Meanwhile, not much I can do about it, fatass.”

He then hung up, smiling. He didn’t know why he was so happy, nor why he felt so satisfied in calling Blake a fat loser. He just felt like it was right.

[horniestofhoes]

Oh what I did? I just got together with some guys online from all over the globe and we executed a spell that would change around some stereotypes on the collective unconscious, consequently changing reality itself. Now Asian guys have all the good stereotypes, like being huge and having donkey dicks, while Black guys like you got the bad ones like being skinny nerds with hamster cocks. We still made sure we kept our smarts though, we can’t have you reverting our improvements.

This is what my younger brother looks like now, and this kid started going to the gym like last month. Asian guys have insane levels of testosterone now, so basically just existing already makes them huge. They also need to cum constantly, so we’re basically on the hunt for a hole to stuff our pythons in 24/7 now. We had to make some improvements on those stereotypes too you know, better to feast then to famine. I think you’re the only guy who remembers the truth now, so good luck living in our bizarro world, twerp.

[horniestofhoes]

tf suggestion and requests!!

hey yall, posting this here just to say i’m looking for some inspiration, so any suggestions or tf requests in my inbox would be pretty welcome. Specially if you’re into muscle theft, chronivac, reality change stuff and etc, that’s really my jam.

[horniestofhoes]

Status Quo

Yes, I’ve always been this handsome. I think you’re just going crazy. I didn’t have an awkward phase, when puberty hit, I never got a single pimple, a single imperfection in my skin. My bone structure is just that good. Basically all of the girls in school had a crush on me, and some of the guys too. It’s hard to ignore such a pretty face.

I’ve always been this big too. Ever since puberty hit, I’ve just been growing nonstop, my biceps are the size of footballs and my pecs are so big I can’t even see my abs that well, and I didn’t even have to hit the gym that much for it. My doctor said it’s some sort of genetic thing. That genetic thing also makes my dick huge for some reason, go figure.

It’s also totally normal that everyone is irresistibly attracted to me. Can’t blame them, it’s their primal instinct upon seeing such a genetically blessed man. Some of the guys don’t even try to fight it too, they just let their girls go have some fun with me, then I bring them home after. The ones who don’t? I usually beat them up, or maybe just offer to fuck them after too or let them suck on my hog, that usually sweetens the deal for them.

It’s also normal for you to be hard right now, and even more normal to be wanting to suck my dick. Still think all of this is wrong? No? Well, good thing you’ve come back to your senses. As a treat, I’ll give you the carrot now. Yeah, suck it fuckin’ goooooood. Who’s the fuckin’ cock sucker now huh? You are, fuckin’ bitch. Just keep on milking me, since this is all sooo fucking normal.

[horniestofhoes]

When this cute guy from the photography club approached him on campus one day asking if he wanted to do a shoot, Tom was too fluttered to speak at first, but something inside him felt compelled to accept the offer. When they got to his studio and started the shots, tom didn’t even know where to place his hands, but it felt like with every photo taken he was getting more confident. He didn’t even realize how he was changing, how his hair went from dark brown to a bleached blonde, how his t shir morphed into a slutty outfit, how his body hair fell down like he was pepertually clean shaven, how his muscles grew and his fat melted off, or how his cock went from an average 5 incher to a full 9 inches. When the shoot was done, he liked the photos so much he even decided to reward the photographer with some wood up his ass.

[horniestofhoes]

Truthspeak: Rubbing Off

Andy dried the towel on his slim body, ready to leave after enjoying a relaxing pool day with his girls at the sorority. He was sooooo excited for the party at Tiff's later! He grabbed his phone and decided to post a cute selfie on his story, just to show off a bit, and maybe a butt too.

As he was walking to his dorm, he felt his phone buzz with many notifications as many people replied and liked his photo. The first one of course, being from that hottie he's been seeing, Matt, who replied, as always, with a shirtless photo in the gym. Gee, it's like this guy lives there. Andy felt his small cock harden in his shorts just thinking about the man, and just as he was about to click on it another notification popped up, and Andy accidently clicked on it instead. It read "hey andy", and it was from some nerd?

When Andy reat the name Trevor Stuart on the dm, an instant mental image of the biggest fucking nerd on the planet showed up in his mind, bold text and all. Andy felt a weird kind of rage boil up inside him, ugh, how he hated those stupid fucking geeks! If he wasn't built like a princess, he would've definetly shoved some in lockers during high school. "tf do u want" he typed, angrily "ok so like... i've been questioning my sexuality and stuff... I think i'm into guys too, and you're really cute, and i'm wondering if maybe I could get a chance, like just a kiss so i can see if i'm really into dudes" Trevor responded, after a sluggish 5 minutes of typing Andy stared at that message with his mouth wide open. He was SO furious that he couldn't put his rage into letters, he decided to send a scalding voicenote. "Oh my god, what do you think this is, With Love Simon? The audacity to even suggest that i'd place my lips ANYWHERE near your stupid nerd face just because 'oh i'm sooo confused, woe is me' is honestly astounding. Maybe if we were in a wonderland, where you weren't a twerp and a loser, my answer rn would be 'omg, of course stuart, you're such a hunk', but-" As the words left his mouth, Andrew- Andy, felt lightheaded, he threw his stuff into the grass and laid there. When his head stopped spinning, he looked at his phone, what was he doing? Oh right... he was answering Trevor Studart's dm, of courseee he would help such a hottie figure out his sexuality, i mean, who wouldn't? So cute too, asking just for a kiss. Just so he can be sure though, he asked Trev to send him a picture of himself. "💪 just got done in the gym lol"

Stupid sexy nerdface, he thought to himself. He remembered feeling really mad about nerds earlier, but now he was feeling way more... tender towards them.

"sooooo, u going to that party at tiff's later tonight? I can give you much more than a kiss ;)" he sent back, with a selfie he had on his camera roll Trevor saw it, but was having a hard time answering apparently, probably too busy jerking off. Andy just hoped he had enough stamina to have some fun with him later. I'm sure Matt won't be jealous about me helping some poor soul, right?

[pesave]

[horniestofhoes]

I have to admit it, using the Chronivac to turn my super patriotic brazilian friend into a hot argentinian hunk right before the world cup is one of the funnier things i’ve done. I even turned on the awareness settings just so he can be mad about it and curse in spanish while he sucks my dick. Well, that he thinks is normal, I can’t have him being aware of all my changes. Anyways, have fun cheering for Messi, hermanito!