Briiiiiii

[animalsnaps]

[briiiiiluv1d]

this is perfect.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Teenage Jesus watches as his friends swim and frolic in the pond and pouts as he sits on top of the water with his arms crossed

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP

[atomiconstruct]

I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Chicken salad is just well aged egg salad.

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

my life: *going good*

a minor inconvenience: *happens*

me:

[kingoftheniall]

You can either sing What Makes You Beautiful at the top of your lungs with me or you can get your ass out of my car and walk.

[tomlinsontbh]

[christina-choe]

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

is….. is this allowed?

[gonegrill]

Unironically this

[leclercs-kepi]

The only valid youth pastor.

[hotel-japanifornia]

Wow, if only my youth pastor had that much personality.

[candiikismet]

I love seeing this pic. It always tickles me.

[lulz-time]

[saintsoup]

adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”

me:

[polishingmirrors]

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[memestashhash]

[cursedcatimages]

[farrahtales]

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

[deadtoortles-deactivated2012123]

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

[wewillavenge-it]

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

[ch-cago]

glasses

[solarflare-s]

pshahajsjs my cat, everyone

[princesstigerbelle]

When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die

[the-absolute-best-posts]

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacks