I suppose that’s true, i just know that it’d be absolute torture for myself. Of course, you’re a legend.
Thanks, darling. May I ask what your name is? I’m not sure you’ve told me yet.
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I suppose that’s true, i just know that it’d be absolute torture for myself. Of course, you’re a legend.
Thanks, darling. May I ask what your name is? I’m not sure you’ve told me yet.
I prefer never. I’m Arnold, hi Brendon.
Good point. Nice to meet you, Arnold.
I was starting to think I wasn’t going to have a roommate.
Oh, I’m your roommate? That’s cool. At least I’m not stuck with a total weirdo - or at least I don’t think I am.
Delays are a totally bummer, total pits mate. But ‘course everything is better as long as you manage to get there. I’m Harry.
Yeah, I’d just prefer to get here on time. But nice to meet you, man.
Yeah, it was. Or at least from what I can remember, it was.
Do you remember much of anything?
Sounds got right awful mate. Oh yeah, you totally missed the massive party that we had, too bad you had to miss it.
Damn. I really love parties.
That’s really unfortunate, i’m really sorry about that. But you’re right, at least you’re here. Lovely to have you, really.
Yeah, it’s alright though. It gave me a few extra hours to sleep before I had to leave, so that’s always a plus. Hey thanks, I really appreciate that.
How so? It’s just so amazing, when you think about it to be completely honest. And now that we’re in flordia, we’re at least sorta close to Harry Potter world… One step closer to Hogwarts.
No P.E. and a fucking buffet for lunch everyday. Who wouldn’t want that? Hmm, that’s a good point. I’ll probably spend all my money within the first month of being here because I’ll be down at Disney World every day.
The same thing happened to me, but I’m pretty sure no drama went down last night. I’m Harriet, nice to meet you.
Yeah, good point. But still, I like to be on time or early to everything. It’s very nice to meet you as well, Harriet.
Three in the morning? And you still had the energy to unpack and organize? That takes a lot of guts and cups of coffee. Yeah, definitely be sure to let you know. Lovely meeting you, Brendon; I’m Evelyn.
I hardly ever sleep anyway, so it was either I unpacked or just laid on the bed staring at the ceiling for hours. I’d rather lay on my own pillows and blankets surrounded by my things, rather than have everything be completely foreign. Just makes me more comfortable, y’know? The pleasure’s all mine, Evelyn.
I think I’ve got it; I’m almost done, anyway. Plus, you probably have your own things to unpack, yeah? Unless you’re some overachiever who gets everything done in a short amount of time, which is what I wish I was sometimes.
I’m already done, actually. I got in around three o’clock this morning and went ahead and spent a few hours unpacking and organizing my things. But if you decide you want some help, I’m always around. Oh, and I’m Brendon, by the way. Who might you be?
Thanks to my flight for being delayed and causing me to show up the morning after everything began. But, you know what they say - better late than never. Anyway, I’m Brendon.
Okay, so maybe my mum was right when she told me not to pack too much stuff. It’s just that I need everything in these boxes.. Though they’re proving to be a bitch and a half to carry to my room. Pretty sure I’m going to need a back massage after I’m done.
Do you need a hand carrying some of those boxes, darling?
Hogwarts is probably my ideal school because there’s no mandatory physical education and all the meals are served buffet style, oh and yeah, magic is really cool too.
It’s always been a dream of mine to go to Hogwarts, but you just made me want it even more.
I woke up in the middle of a field wearing a shirt with Miley Cyrus on it and a sombrero. There was a coupon for free cat food in my pocket. I think I like Miami..
That sounds.... interesting - to say the least.
I got bloody pranked by Pete Wentz the other day, telling me to get rid of a fucking gif from the internet. And i spent a good several hours, trying to delete it completely from the internet, which i might add, is utterly impossible. So after freaking out that i was disappointing the lord and savior Pete, i was finally told that it was a prank… Like.. Seriously mate.. Ugh.. But ignore me, i’m Dan. Hi.
Ha, I feel like I should call Pete up and congratulate him. Or, you know, if you wanna, I could help you get him back or something? I haven’t pranked him in a while, and now that I think about it, it sounds like a really good idea. Oh, and nice to meet you, Dan; I’m Brendon.