Things I Ate In China

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Technically in Malaysia...This is Naansense, I could eat this stuff naanstop. I paid about $0.50, so cost was a naan-issue.

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The People I met in China

Only interested in the people? Then go to this blog instead.

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Weird: cucumber and seaweed flavored potato chips, pigeon, and these sweet rice roll things.

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This thing was called the ‘Wasabi Challenge’. Literally brought us all to tears.

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No soup pho you! Bros before phos. She’s a hoe, pho show. Just pho fun. Pho get about it! No Pho king way!

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Breakfast foods: A fried egg, donut-like pastry thing that's not sweet, and a chicken bao from 7-Eleven.

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Jellyfish. Jellyfish. I ate jellyfish. Twice. It doesn't sting or anything, and it's served with some greens.

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Of course I had some Western food, a man can get homesick, can’t he! And yeah, they have ‘normal’ food, this is Shanghai, you ignorant American.

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Vietnamese food, Vietnamese food, Vietnamese food!!!! Shrimp, steak, mango salad with squid, and this coconut milk tapioca watermelon dessert thing that I would desert you for. ✌️

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Things flavored with hazelnut: Hello Kitty snacks and vodka from Poland. Na zdrowie!

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Them dumplings tho! 😊

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Oh we also got some cake when ZenithOptimedia was awarded agency of the year in China! That’s our China CEO, Mykim Chikli.

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Lol at Baidu translate, bean sprouts are such idiots!! And what is this, Pepsi for ants!!

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Pad Thai, spicy chicken, shrimp cake, and iced lemon tea. I gave up on the chopsticks for the first time just so I could shovel more pad Thai in my mouth. That good.

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Start with something sweet. Candy and syrup covered banana on a stick. Get your mind out of the gutter.