Muse

Hi. I'm 24 and just starting out my life. So... enjoy. 😊

[catchymemes]

[abeautifulmemoir]

[sighinastorm]

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

[africanaquarian]

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

[ruinsmami]

pull her hair away from her neck to kiss it

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[babyanimalgifs]

[goangelstrong-deactivated201807]

Wet baby

[southernbitchface]

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

[novembersol]

Look at that smile

[dynastylnoire]

They are like furry hippos

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.

[bribriblondie96]

😍😍

[catchymemes]

[loudpasta]

My Conspiracy Theory

[theweirder-thebetter]

wow. this actually makes sense. And it’s not just parents we are against, we also don’t like the views of like-minded people, who say that we don’t know shit because we didn’t live it. Like people who are in their late thirties/beginning forties are also in that group of “idiots”.

[seyelence]

you know when people are like “ass or tits?”

I’m like

have you ever seen a woman’s THIGH

or TUMMY

or A R M

or LEGS

or nECK

or HAaAANDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE

[mavieaveceux-deactivated2022042]

Facts

[daddys-chaton-noir]

collarbones are actually like…art to me

[chasing-asterion]

me, a lesbian: women are fucking artwork. 

the curve of the jaw

the dip of her neck

strong shoulders

the slope of her lower back

wrists

smile dimples

soft thighs

belly tightening when she laughs

hands that hold yours perfectly with the little thumb stroking thing

eyes  with laughter

goofy nose crease

the muscles of her back

earlobes to be nuzzled

girls with superficial veins like road maps

chubby arms when she puts them around you

tall girls that tower over you and cup your face like you’re the most precious, fragile thing on earth

small girls that fit under your chin and press their nose to your throat to feel your heart race

freckles like constellations

scars, embedded with stories 

birthmarks

tattooed girls, the stories that go into their art, tracing them tenderly as she dozes with you

stray locks of hair to be tucked behind her ear

round cheeks when she yawns

soft butts when she sits on your lap and snuggles into you

brow furrows when she concentrates 

women

[seyelence]

best addition to my post thank u ^

[bribriblondie96]

Thank you. 😍

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

[theothersideofthechair]

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

[defydamage]

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

[ruinedchildhood]

So here we are: a thief, one thug, an assassin, a maniac and an angry little tree.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

[kissingpicture]

[agentkgent]

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

[greekdaddysurges]

Slow sensual fucking, pizza and a movie while cuddling kinda mood

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Everyone has something of beauty about them. But loving lets you look, and look, and look again. You notice the back of a hand, the turn of a head, the way of a walk.”

— Ally Condie

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sleeping is our natural state,and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams.