reality

abandoned

[settles]

[tuhree-deactivated20150723]

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

[trapcard]

nice feet don’t exist every single foot is ugly

[leekx]

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

[zechv]

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

[phobias]

do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years 

[thecohrt]

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

[rememberfuturegroupie-deactivat]

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

[blackfairypresident]

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

[thevagabondmartian-deactivated2]

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

[thecohrt]

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

[loudmouthed-deactivated20140204]

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

[hancljob-deactivated20170315]

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

[mcdolands-deactivated20140819]

*looks at own dick* amazing

[blackturtleneckcat-deactivated2]

Like 50% of girls are hot and like 4% of boys are hot

[dignitea]

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

[thesharkdad-deactivated20180402]

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