a little bit genghis khan.

brie martin. twenty-one. dance teacher. wife. mama. sister. body mod addict. wannabe mua. cat mom. jake ♥.

[briezymartin]

@briezymartin: weed being an essential business is the most 2020 thing to happen in 2020.

@briezymartin: also you know who to hit up for all your cannabis related needs lol.

@briezymartin: not me, that'd be the husband lol.

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[briezymartin]

briezymartin: i’m so gay rn

[briezymartin]

texts: brake.

jake: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9085041920/hD8478B9A/

brie: no

[briezymartin]

@jan3llayla: did i scream when i saw the cast list? yes. did my mom think i was dying? yes.

@jan3llayla: did i already scream "you're not the jesus of suburbia" maybe.

@briezymartin: you reminded me SO MUCH of a little version of myself, i was insistent that you get it. haha.

[briezymartin]

text to cassie.

Cassie: okay but at least i stuck with a similar genre of music, and didn't sing like a show tune, or one of my song, or hell stole one of Declan's lol

Cassie: BUT CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT JOSH SINGING ADDICTED. LIKE BRO.

Brie: ok true but still. educate yourself lmao.

Brie: he was good! i think he'd be a good johnny, honestly. gavin's good too.

[briezymartin]

text to cassie.

brie: we're gonna have a serious come to jesus about you using lindsay lohan's trash cover of a stevie nicks classic for that audition yesterday at the studio on monday, ma'am. lmao.

[briezymartin]

texts: brie/bianca

Bianca: I wanted to come back to visit more but I was in the middle of being a poor college student lol.

Bianca: I'm so excited! I've been crying over his pictures since they first one you posted.

Bianca: Oh gosh. Nothing too bad. I actually feel a little sad. If we'd stayed in touch, it wouldn't be so awkward trying to slide back into a friendship. I suppose that's my fault, but you know how Drew can be if you don't cut him off cold turkey.

Brie: i feel that! i'm so behind now that hudson's been born, i literally don't know if i'll go back...especially since my career at the studio is pretty solid.

Brie: isn't he a cutie?

Brie: oh yeah, no, you did what you thought you had to and there's nothing wrong with that. at least he's talking to you and isn't being an ass. i'm glad you two are trying to be friends. that's good. c:

[briezymartin]

texts: brie/bianca

Bianca: Brie! The real great Torres love of my life. -laugh/cry emoji.-

Bianca: Well, I should say Martin now. I hope you and Jake got my flower baskets after the wedding and when Hudson was born.

Brie: hahahaha yes!

Brie: we did c: they were so pretty. hudson's totally gotta meet his aunt bee soon!

Brie: also what did my dumbfuck brother say to you? lol.

[briezymartin]

@briezymartin: loveeee how i can leave my kid with his "third grandma" and cece sends me more pictures in a day than i've gotten from my actual mom since hudson's been born. hahaha.

@briezymartin: also this is common knowledge, but hudson and munro are truly gonna be jeli 2.0 and that's gonna be a WHOLE mess one day.

@seth5sos: @briezymartin send him over there more so my ma stops asking when delia and i are having kids. you'd think munro would be enough smh

@briezymartin: I just might lol. She’s sometimes more willing than my mom.

[briezymartin]

@briezymartin: i found one of my old phones and there's so many ridiculous old pictures of like me and eli, me and jake, and like...a ton of other people. these are so absolutely cringe. i can't deal. lmao.

@briezymartin: but wow like, i used to be an emo, tyrant bitch, with like the world's worst attitude and did whatever i wanted to and now i'm settled down with jake, crazy in love, and with a two month old and i'm actually happy. what a glow up.

@campbellsaunders: @briezymartin I don't understand how we're adults. There's a glitch in the simulation...

@briezymartin: right? How. How in the world? I’m shook. Who are we?

[briezymartin]

@briezymartin: i found one of my old phones and there's so many ridiculous old pictures of like me and eli, me and jake, and like...a ton of other people. these are so absolutely cringe. i can't deal. lmao.

@briezymartin: but wow like, i used to be an emo, tyrant bitch, with like the world's worst attitude and did whatever i wanted to and now i'm settled down with jake, crazy in love, and with a two month old and i'm actually happy. what a glow up.

@ryderlynn: @briezymartin there were probably tons of those pics with my bad haircut and ugly pants in them lmao

@briezymartin: THE FCKIN CAMO PANTS WKWNSKWWK OH MY GOd

[briezymartin]

TEXT: DREW ⇄ BRIE

Drew: okay but you're friends with your exs

Drew: without feelings come back right?

Drew: im friends with Alli..

Drew: why can't i be friend with bianca.

brie: drew i definitely wanted to fuck cam while i was fucking jake and figuring things out if i wanted to be with him or not in the begging.

brie: and you most definitely still wanna stick your dick in bianca.

brie: so i'm not saying you can't ever be friends, but you should probably start at an arms length.

[briezymartin]

TEXT: DREW ⇄ BRIE

Drew: I don't want to fuck it up. i've done that too many times, to all of my girlfriends..

Drew: why is me just saying hi to her though making me instantly regret it..

brie: good.

brie: because even though you want to be friends with her, you feel like it could end badly and that heartbreaking feeling that i get just talking about messing things up with jake is what you're experiencing too.

[briezymartin]

TEXT: DREW ⇄ BRIE

Drew: ...you just named all my relationships... you liked all my girlfriends.

brie: but don't fuck this up with lydia you have children

brie: that'd be like me randomly deciding to hit up eli even though we've been broken up for forever.

brie: the thought literally makes me want to cry because i love jake so much and would never want to hurt him or upset him so get it together.

[briezymartin]

TEXT: DREW ⇄ BRIE

Drew: yes. no. and don't swear to god

brie: oh my god

brie: don't fuck this up

brie: i like lydia and she's not a psychopath like literally all of your other girlfriends minus bianca.

brie: and maybe alli.

[briezymartin]

TEXT: DREW ⇄ BRIE

Drew: -screen cap of his text to Bianca-

Drew: -then sends her just the first thirteen seconds of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2yPnnDfqpw -

brie: are you not engaged?

brie: are you on shrooms again?

brie: boi i swear to god

[nursebianca]

@biancadesousa: being back in Toronto after all this time feels surreal.

[briezymartin]

nursebianca‌:

@biancadesousa: being back in Toronto after all this time feels surreal.

briezymartin: oh my fucking god i’m sobbing alfhaoiwdfhs COME SEE ME LITERALLY RIGHT NOW. <3