la pizza chaude

pop the glock, my bitch is Uffie

[sweet-bitsy]

Tell me what I need to know

[hotelmario]

dang im already halfway finished with my metal foundry….

[7mangoes]

Titty men are more relationship oriented. Ass men be certified hoes.

[tavon-hamlet]

What about face and brains men👀

[7mangoes]

nigga shut ya corny ass up

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

If you watch donnie darko and fight club in the same night you are immediately woke

[illness-deactivated20180325]

is there one black person in either of those movies, i’m legitimately wondering

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

[bonerfart]

Reasons I’ve been asked to leave class

when my professor said capitalism was good I stood up and said ‘no it’s bad’ and pissed on my professors iphone and then said ‘guess capitalism couldn’t save your phone from getting pissed on

I was doing a test and this guy behind me asked me the answer to question 5 and I replied ‘your mum’ then I looked at the test and realised question 5 was “who did the OP fuck with his massive dick??” and I didn’t even know that when I said my cool response

got sent to the principals office for yelling “assturd pissfuck” at full volume for an entire hour then when my principal tried to tell me off I pulled out a copy of the constitution and pointed to the first amendment and then my teacher got fired instead

skated into classroom on my skateboard and my teacher told me to settle down and I said “settle this” and I kickflipped onto his desk and grinded a picture of his wife and son

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me: types “titty” into google on an incognito window

the nsa: 

[musichastherighttoparty]

masterpost

[thatadult]

Every day women are getting more and more beautiful. What are men doing?

[juugmayne-deactivated20160215]

[realisenothing]

Imagine your son was a famous youtuber… You’d stay up late every night in the library, trying to find out if there was a verb stronger than disowning

[queefybuttcheeks]

i like listening to future cause sumtimes u can hear his chains clang together in the song so that movement implies he had an enjoyable experience in the studio

[papishanpoo-deactivated20151104]

travis Scott look like he yell at his Mother for calling him Travis Scott Without the $ sign

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

White people always talmbout they don’t understand what future saying. Ok and I don’t understand what Taylor swift be saying; she like shorts shorts and you like t shirts or some shit. Who gives a shit? Where the bricks at?

[nopecontest]

gf: come over

me: I’m busy speedrunning through Super Mario 64

gf: my parents aren’t home ;)

me: 

[bonerfart]

girl: ugh so sick of these fake-ass rappers who doo-doo in the toilet instead of carrying it around in their pocket like a real G pusha-t: 

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

me: *sees a foreskin* me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[bonerfart]

i’m really into culinary cucking where i go to a restaurant and order food but some other guy gets the food instead and i have to watch him eat the meal i paid for also sometimes my wife eats with him 

[gifsboom]

Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video]

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

grasscon

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places, not thick grass, but the scythe cut that patch super uneven and it looks like absolute shit. The WeedWhacker took slightly longer but did a much neater, better job with less effort. 

Really thought he comparison is absurd, Nobody would ever use a WeedWhacker to replace a scythe, they do completely different things, just like you’d never use a scythe to cut down weeds growing out of a sidewalk. If it’s for trimming a lawn it should be against a lawnmower, which would fucking destroy it, and if it’s for harvesting hay it should be against a combine harvester, which would destroy it exponentially more.

This is nothing more than lies and propaganda from butthurt scythelovers and I for one will not stand for it.

[thechekhov]

unrest in the grass fandom

[dolphin-machine]

uh ok the joke of the day is *reaches into hat and pulls out a piece of paper* uhh golf memes? fuck it, let's go with golf memes