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omw to becoming a big brother trash blog. JOSH MARTINEZ WON BB19!

[eliluminado7]

[brimlies]

kaysar is literally the only person who matters in that house.

[scottiesaltine]

Bonus:

[fucklauryn]

Every time they mention Josh not being on the season I get bitter because we would’ve already had 37 fights

[bbedits]

[scottiesaltine]

Bonus:

[brimlies]

me clicking on the bb22 premiere link after i said i wasn’t going to watch this season.

[brimlies]

i caught up on the episode and livefeed happenings. my assessment is cody and tyler fucking suck. da’vonne is a queen. kaysar is sexy.

[feedsfairy]

DA’VONNE ROGERS  

Big Brother 22 / All-Stars 

[brimlies]

me clicking on the bb22 premiere link after i said i wasn’t going to watch this season.

[brimlies]

wondering if it’s worth putting myself through big brother hell again for da’vonne.

[fuck-paul-abrahamian]

"BB legends" ??!?

[brimlies]

paul so he can lose for a third time beside me!

[bitterjuries]

PREVIOUSLY ON BIG BROTHER:EUPHORIA — Sixteen players moved into the the house to begin the wildest summer of their lives. Placed into two groups of 8, each player battled to become 1 of the 2 Head of Households. In the end, @juliechensponytail​  and @whats-bb21 took their crowns as the first HOHs of the season. As tensions heated up and friendships developed in the house, a takeover announcement was made where comp sit-outs @brimlies​ and @kissthefurr​ were able to grant immunity to @fucktomilahren​ and @youaregoinghome. Meanwhile, @whats-bb21 reign was short-lived as his nominees @lickeyrogerswong and @bathroom-sand​​ won the Battle of the Gays competition, thus denouncing his power. Leftover nominees @wheremy–demons–hide and tylenoextreme  were still able to take themselves off the block with the Power of Veto competition, but  @fucktomilahren​ snatched that victory right up and used it on their bestie @wheremy–demons–hide. At eviction, things took a left when the votes split to a 5 - 4, sending Love Island winner tylenolxtreme out the door. Who will be in power this week? Will the Twin Twist be figured out? Find out on right now on Big Brother: EUPHORIA!

THE HOUSEGUESTS:  @whats-bb21​,  @bathroom-sand​​, @wheremy–demons–hide,  @fucktomilahren​,  @juliechensponytail​, @paras-atashnak​​,  @audreym4ever​, @feedsfairy​,  @brimlies​, @kissthefurr​,  @youaregoinghome​, @lickeyrogerswong, @kingoftwilight​,  @captain–steve–rogers,  @shaolinbynature​, and @bitterjuries​.

DISCLAIMER - As Euphoria does cover some sensitive topics, a few of them may be addressed in this sim. If any player feels uncomfortable or triggered at any point by reading these references, message me and I will keep it out of further weeks.

WARNING: THIS WEEK REALLY MADE ME GO -

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[brimlies]

not me and @lickeyrogerswong giving the viewers what they want in an enemies to (possibly) lovers showmance!

[bitterjuries]

WELCOME TO BIG BROTHER:EUPHORIA  — The simulator where all Euphoria stans can live vicariously through their favorite characters in one of the messiest reality shows on television.  I’m your not-associated-with-any-Moonves-so-don’t-sue-me host, Kylie. Whether you’ve watched Euphoria or not, it’s undeniable that it’s the most popular tv series out right now. There’s no doubt in my mind that this simulator will match up to the same iconicness and be known as the wildest BBSIM you’ve ever read in your life. But first, allow me to introduce you to our players.

THE HOUSEGUESTS:  @whats-bb21​,  @bathroom-sand​​,  @wheremy–demons–hide,  @fucktomilahren​,  @juliechensponytail​,  @paras-atashnak​​,  @audreym4ever​, @feedsfairy​,  @brimlies​,  @kissthefurr​,  @youaregoinghome​,  @lickeyrogerswong, @kingoftwilight​,  @captain–steve–rogers,  @tylenolxtreme​​,  @shaolinbynature​, and  @bitterjuries​.

DISCLAIMER - As Euphoria does cover some sensitive topics, a few of them may be addressed in this sim. If any player feels uncomfortable or triggered at any point by reading these references, message me and I will keep it out of further weeks.

LET’S INTO SOME THINGS, SHALL WE?

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[brimlies]

not miss me getting immunity first week! as for my so-called “bestie” that ain’t it.

[bitterjuries]

after 22190448736195 years, listed under the read more is the official cast for the big brother euphoria sim! if i messed up somewhere with your statistics/pronouns/character, please let me know either under this post or by messaging me and i’ll change it as soon as i can. thank you to everyone who signed up. the first week will be out soon for you all to read.

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[brimlies]

[brimlies]

kemi’s literally just playing the game. the racism really jumped out there.

[brimlies]

jack was there too...is ovi stupid?