[seasonal sideblog]

karissa. 26. bi. i choose my faves with my pussy.

[scottiesaltine]

Vince kind of looks like Einstein

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vince is doing his crying bit

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Will is a sweet suburban cul-de-sac father :)

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why do I feel like I'm becoming fond of Keanu... he's so off abrasive because he's so awkward but it comes back around to being really funny and kind of endearing

[scottiesaltine]

“I vote to evict castiel”

[scottiesaltine]

Finally, a hg that is my archetype

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does big brother allow hg's to use vacuum suction bags to pack their suitcase before the show, or is that not allowed? but also, why would it be... like, i need all my clothes. they're my friends and family.

[scottiesaltine]

Ava looks like she's dated a Beatle

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they could've brought back Scottie for veto instead of Kaycee

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ava talks like amanda bynes in, “she’s the man,” when she's trying to act like a boy

[scottiesaltine]

rylie’s teeth are spread like invader zim’s

[scottiesaltine]

ava, i have clocked your tea

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close enough welcome back house of anubis

[scottiesaltine]

that’s a police officer undercover in an snl skit disguise

[scottiesaltine]

it looks like he’ll rip his mustache off any second

[scottiesaltine]

that’s a police officer undercover in an snl skit disguise

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is that linda cardellini 

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it’s time to but the southern cowboy archetype out to pasture