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She/Her Call me Evelyn

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Alternative title -- "Messy Love Afterlife" The whistling is in place of vocals because i'm not great at singing lol Lyrics are below the read more thingie if YOU want to sing along though

Darling, if I were a real girl, would you love me back? 'Cause from what you do to me, you make my poor heart crack!

I can't seem to color in the lines they've set for me Stuck within this unknown space, existing in-between, so

Darling, if I were a real girl, would you love me back? Or do I break your heart from what you see I sorely lack?

Would you give me your heart if I begged you for it? Please? I don't bite! Swear on my life! …What do you mean you don't date zombies? (spoken word)

…oh.

Darling, do you hate me? Do you love me? Do you see? Darling, could you slay me? Could you want me? Leave me be?

Throw me a bone, show me something just to help me sleep I need you, you don't need me, but good god, can't a lady dream?

Darling, if I were a real girl, would you love me back? Darling, please, just say my name, is that too much to ask!?

I ain't human, so they say, and so it seems you see And though I'm living, flesh and tears, I can't help but agree, baby…

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motherfuckers will say "Oh, but it's not natural" "You were born as a man/woman, it's basic biology" when there are several animals out there who are known to change sexes naturally. Clownfish, wrasses, many species of groupers, angelfish, some sparidae, and MORE!!!!! And don't get me STARTED on intersex animals!

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the third dumbest thing I've made now Alternative title: All I Want for Christmas is You, Could You Take a Look at Me?

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OH MY GOD

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oh my fucking god. what . oh my god

[theclosetedskeleton]

This almost brought tears to my face

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looks like the people love williah cawood

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i love the idea of ragatha jufst fucking KILLING people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!v with a MEAT CLEAVER

[caprart1]

*airplane noises*

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what if the ch in stomach was pronounced like the ch in chair

[thatweirdjester]

Sto-match (is that how that would sound idk

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Exactly

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what if the ch in stomach was pronounced like the ch in chair

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freddy fabear

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GRAHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE MAKING POLLS I LOVE GATHERING DATA I LOVE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS!!!!!!!!

[evil-pomni]

Alright, bye you uglies me and my new man are going out tonight. @jaxfromthatcircus

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Pomni definitely snores like "Hooooonnnkk mimimimimimimimi"

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the third dumbest thing I've made now Alternative title: All I Want for Christmas is You, Could You Take a Look at Me?

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Good news! its time to get evil

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Now that's the kinda excitement I'm looking for!

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pick one. this is your new roommate

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[theindescribable1]

What the hell I got Gollum.....

[isecappi]

I got Jeff the Killer 🥲

[mezzyb0nb0n]

BAHAHAHHA-

IM BETTER/jjjj

[isecappi]

I WISH I GOT HATSUNE MIKU 🥲

Can we trade plsssssssss I'll give you my best beyblades too and you can be the alpha when we play wolves on the playground later 🥺🥺 /j

[mezzyb0nb0n]

Hmmmm🧐

No.😈

We can trade for a lil bit ig…😒-/jj

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Y'all talking about miku and jeffery, I got fukkin' JERMOTHY

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Good news! its time to get evil

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In Case You Missed It -- A Cojum Dip cover was uncovered earlier this week (On December 13th) It is from October 31st, 2021. The song is "Pubes of Doom" by Fuck Bucket. Below is a youtube reupload of the song.

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This is the dumbest thing I've ever made