Album covers by Jamaican illustrator, Wilfred Limonious.
Itās the mid-1990s, and Iām drunk. My friend, lounging in his worn-out chair across the room, also is drunk. It seems like every night inevitably ends like this, with us too tired and drunk to talk any more. Whenever one of us does muster up the energy to mumble something, the other replies with a similar mumble. Then we fall silent again. In the background, a silent TV is showing late-night snooker. Reggae music is playing like a softly brewing cauldron.Ā
The night usually starts with The Beatles. We yap and yap and point out lines, riffs, sounds. Whatever I donāt know, he knows; whatever he doesnāt know, I know. His favorite Beatles album is the White Album, mine is Rubber Soul. We play tracks from both albums to prove our point, like competing players in a courtroom drama, then agree that Revolver is their best album. We move on to Frank Zappa; my friend just canāt make peace with the fact I donāt like Zappaās music and plays song after song, talking over all of them, like heās trying to close a deal before a deadline. āMusic for intellectuals,ā he says angrily, repeating my assessment of Zappaās work, adding his stock phrase: āChrissakes.ā The Smiths, Robert Wyatt, John Coltrane, the Velvet Undergroundāheās surprised Iāve never heard of Lee āScratchā Perry: āChrissakes.ā
He says I know next to nothing about popular music, I shoot back that his record collection only consists of critic-approved music and that thereās nothing weird, embarrassing or personal about it. Whereās the odd Wham! album, whereās the misstep, the madwoman in the attic? He says there are more artists than The Beatles. We fight, itās never clear how serious we are. Eventually the alcohol prevents us from physically attacking each other and we sit and stare like weāre alone in the room, with the soothing chugging of reggae music in the background.
But now he suddenly comes alive, as if moved by a spirit. āOh, wait,ā he says, and stands up. He turns up the volume of his stereo. He picks up the album sleeve and stares at it, swaying, trying to keep his balance. He stares at it for a long time, like an alien to whom all things are new. Just when I suspect heās falling asleep standing up, he mumbles something and turns up the volume even louder. Bass drums rock the room like small earthquakes.
He tosses the album to me and slumps back into his chair. I recognize the art style of the cover, Iāve seen many like these. Whenever we visit a record shop, my friend heads to some dark corner and crouches over the racks with old 45s and LPs, always dredging up stuff like this. So this is what those records sound like. I find the art kind of fascinating: thereās nothing glossy or commercialized about it, it shows cartoonish scenes roughly cut from Jamaican nightlife. They suggest dancehalls at the end of a dirt road, bottles of overproof rum, sound systems the size of apartment buildings, a blue fog so thick itās as if someone has been throwing smoke grenades around.
āAlways love some reggae,ā I say, trying to make peace with my friend somewhat, and tossing the album sleeve back.
āNot reggae,ā my friend says, annoyance breaking through his drowsiness. āItās dub, fucking dub, not reggae. Chrissakes.ā