Britpop Confessions & Imagines

Confess all your Britpop-related thoughts & feelings and get those imaginations working! Please see About page for guidelines and more information :)

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Confession #342

i get the manics aren’t britpop but i totally want nicky to finger me

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Confession #341

me and my mother both fancy jarvis cocker and we both know it but neither of us want to be the one to bring it up

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Confession #340

I HAD A REALLY GOOD WANK THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE OF BRETT ANDERSON CHEERS YOU DILF XXXXXX

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Confession #339

i really have to say this ALEX JAMES IS SO FUCKIN HOT HOW CAN YOU ALL JUST SIT THERE AND PRETEND HE DOESNT EXIST????

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Confession #338

jarvis cocker’s sunday service got me thru the worst years of my life. i’d be having a monumentally crap week and think as long as i didn’t kill myself before sunday i’d be golden. i lived in a really chaotic household that holds a lot of trauma and it was nice to have those quiet hours on sunday to bring me back to earth. it ended a bit after i left for university and although i miss it so much i feel like it was an appropriate closer for that period of my life.

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Confession #337

justine frischmann helped me realize i was a lesbian when i watched connection on loop for a good hour

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Confession #336

whenever this is hardcore comes on i pretend i'm being roughly fucked by jarvis cocker

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Confession #335

Confession: I fucked up a relationship with a girl a couple of months back and we had our first kiss to The Smiths and the first time we had sex was to Pulp. Now I cant listen to either band because anytime I do I get really cut up about how much of an idiot I was.

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I'm majoring in How To Dress Like You're In Every Britpop Groups

i hear the job market has been in freefall since around 1997

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Confession #334

neil codling’s tight pants turn me on i’m sorry

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Confession #333

I'm going to see Suede in October and I feel like I'm going to have to shackle my ankles so that I don't run onto the stage and kiss Brett Anderson.

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Confession #332

(content warnings: overdose cw, suicide cw)

I struggled with an addiction to painkillers. Nothing too nasty of the sort, just a lot of OTC stuff but enough that it could cause damage (and it did). And at one point it all came to a head and I almost died of an overdose.

Feeling 100% broken by the event, I started turning to anything for comfort. I found Blur’s “Beetlebum”, Damon’s “You and Me”, and Gorillaz’ “Sleeping Powder” and like. Those 3 songs alone were my comfort songs (They still are!). All these songs address addiction and realizing how it hurts you. Sleeping Powder, not so much, but…

Despite having to look directly at what I did, it… helped. I came to terms with what I did, and how it was ultimately intentional. I wish I could tell people why I did it. I don’t know. I don’t know. The months that followed the overdose were terrifying ups and downs, a roller coaster that was easily going to throw me off the rails and kill me if I didn’t get help.

It’s been a year since that overdose and I’ve dropped almost all substances entirely, spare for smoking socially once every 4 months or so. I went to therapy, and the only reason I stopped is because my insurance is being stingy. I’m gonna go see Gorillaz live and I’m putting away the money I have saved not buying pills to go get the backstage pass. I wanna thank Damon. I see him talking all depressed in recent interviews and it deeply worries me. The man is twice my age and he’s seen more things than me by a factor of 4, but it doesn’t make me any less worried. He probably gets the “you saved my life” speech a lot but, I don’t know. I feel like he needs to know he helped me through specifically this.

I don’t know where I’m going with this. I guess I just feel scared and a bit helpless. I want to help him for helping me but boy… That Is An Entire Celebrity Right There. I haven’t been able to really fully get this out anonymously because people around me would know who sent it immediately. So this has given me a lot of closure. Thank you for letting me talk about this. ☮️

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Confession #331

Jarvis cockers hands make me cry sometimes tbh

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Confession #330

I know it's impossible but i just wanna make out with 1993 Brett Anderson

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Confession #329

Today i decided to stay alive because of britpop

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Confession #328

when i was 14, one of my closest friends at the time came over and we messed around my neighborhood and looked for drugs. we ended up finishing the night off by drinking a bottle of cherry vodka while listening to coming up. it was an amazing experience and i really miss it. thanks suede for shaping my teen years.

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Confession #327

every single song off oasis’ first three albums are fucking orgasmic