It's Brittany, bitch.

Brittany Susan Pierce. I am the Unicorn. Age is just a number right? Like everything else... Retired Mathematical Genius, graduated from MIT and host on my popular internet talk show "Fondue for Two".

[britt-geniusunicorn]

"Lima welcomes you!"

So glad to be back home......

[thefranniefabs]

You can visit whenever you have the money for it. I’m speaking for Santana, but I think we’d both love to have you here again.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

I'm really glad to know that and I hope I can visit really soon because besides loving being around you, I loved LA too!

[airmanpuckerman-blog-blog]

I’ll see what I can do for you, Pierce.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

I'll be waiting, Puckerman.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

It's that time again.

[being-wilde-deactivated20140529]

Were you visiting Quinn and Santana? That’s kind of fun. I am in college, but, finals are almost done and then that means I’m free for the Summer. Thankfully college is not a year round fiasco.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

And also Sam, he was there too but he stays with them. It was awesomely fun! You should come around too sometime, I'm sure they'd be happy to receive you. Ohh, right. I remember that from when I was on MIT but you know, since I am the mathematical genius that I am, I always had to stay longer and do exams and all that big scientific mess. But yaay, I hope you have a nice time back in Lima and enjoy our old boring town.

[airmanpuckerman-blog-blog]

Guess so.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Well I'm heading back to Lima tonight so whenever you're free, I'm sure dad will be too.

[thefranniefabs]

You can always come back and visit anytime that you want.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Thanks Q! And I hope I can visit soon but I don't think I have the money for a trip like that so soon, you know?

[britt-geniusunicorn]

It's that time again.

[being-wilde-deactivated20140529]

Are you heading back to the ever so wonderful dump known as Lima? If so, unfortunately, I will not be following too far behind.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Sadly, I am. LA was kinda starting to grow on me but I have to go back. And why are you coming back too? I thought you were on college?

[airmanpuckerman-blog-blog]

Don’t worry, that’s not gonna be a problem.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

We'll see, Puckerman.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

It's that time again.

I just hate packing and goodbyes but somehow there's been a lot of that lately. Oh well, I better hurry or else I'll miss my flight.

[thefranniefabs]

No, it’s fine. I was thinking about going back to Lima to see my mom. They’ll be more room then.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

By that time I'll be in Lima too so....

[airmanpuckerman-blog-blog]

I could definitely do that. Just gotta make sure it’s on a week I have him and we can go from there.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Sounds awesome to me!! And dad is always up for a good fishing trip, he even calls in sick at work sometimes to go fishing so you might step up your game if you wanna compete with him.

[thefranniefabs]

No rush. It’s kind of nice to have other people here. 

[britt-geniusunicorn]

You sure we're not taking up your space and all? I mean, I do like to be here but I don't want to be a bother..

[thefranniefabs]

Thanks, Britt. Do you know when you’re going back to Lima?

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Pretty sure my flight is Sunday night or Monday morning, not sure.

[thefranniefabs]

Of course you are, Britt. 

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Aw you, charmer Fabray. You're awesome too.

[airmanpuckerman-blog-blog]

I’ll think about it. I don’t really got the time to go fishing whenever I want since I got work and Chris, but we’ll see what happens. Maybe I’ll take you the next time I head up to the lake, see how good you really are at it.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Yea, you're obviously busy with all of that. But that'd be really cool. And you could bring the stud too for when he wants to take a nap or I get tired of fishing, we can go play and you and dad can make a championship or whatever.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Make no mistakeeeee, the TV is mine.

Sam got his share the other day and I need some really good lazy day so today the tv is allllllll mine. Also gummy bears and all kinds of sugar.

[airmanpuckerman-blog-blog]

Probably cause I haven’t had a reason to, but it might be kinda weird to just go on a fishing trip with some random dude I’ve never met. Chicks can fish too, you know. It’s actually a turn on when they do.

[britt-geniusunicorn]

Probably. Yea, I know, it was just a suggestion though, since he's always complaining, you know? Oh I do fish but he's always rambling on how great his fishing trips with grandpa were and how awesome they'd be if I were a boy.