BLACK MAMBO.

natasha, my only redeeming quality is that i have subpar eyewbrows. social • 17 • lima

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TEXT MESSAGE 👯 BRITT

Q: I'll have to have a talk with him. It's just not fair.

Q: Are you willing to share it with me?

Q: Other then the usual school, cheer, and doing about anything to keep the horrid stench of greaser trash off me? Nothing. How about you?

B: I know, I know. He's a bit of a handful. Buuut you could probably give him a stern talking to!

B: Sure thing! I'll show you at practice on Monday!

B: Uh oh, did I miss some greaser drama while I was gone? Dangit, I always miss important things.

B: I got a job teaching kids to dance on weekends, so that's fun! Other than that, my life's been pretty boring.

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TEXT MESSAGE 👯 BRITT

Q: Lord Tubb needs to stop hogging you. I've missed you.

Q: Have the cheers been coming along a bit easier for you?

B: Sorry, Q - he's a /very/ needy cat.

B: Yeah! I created a system in my head so they're not as hard to remember.

B: What have you been up to lately?

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greaserhudson:

Awesome, well are you free next weekend? And I can always pick you up if needed.

Sure! Do I need to bring anything? I mean, aside from my awesomeness.

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greaserhudson:

That’s true, yeah they do. Are you saying if there’s a party on the southside, you’ll be down Brit?

If there’s a party on any side, I’ll totally be down.

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socialclarington:

It seems I must have missed a lot while taking a vacation from this hell hole called Lima, Ohio. I can’t exactly say I’m all too excited to be back after taking a week away visiting family in Colorado Springs. You’re all welcome though for appearing back into your lives. Should I even bother asking for an update on Lima or will I immediately be bored to death? I think it just might end up being the latter, but we’ll see.

Glad you’re back, Hunter! How was your vacation? I don’t know, there’s a lot of stuff going on lately. At least, I think.

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berrythesocial:

Thank goodness I have tomorrow off, because these 8  hours shifts are quite deadly. They’re lucky that I don’t have dance lessons until Sunday after Temple. I think a glass of wine and an enjoyable evening in my hot tub would do just the trick for these sore feet of mine.

8 hours? Wow, Rach -- how do you do that?

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blakethegreaser:

I know everyone has the right to be stupid, but some people just love to abuse the privilege.

You’d think that with all that money, they’d buy themselves some morals and intelligence.

Stupid isn’t really a nice word.

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greaserhudson:

Thank god its Friday! It seemed like a long ass week, but hopefully the weekend will go by slowly. So that way I can get more business, and keep the Smythe’s from taking the house. Or even under the radar. Though, I feel like we need a party, since things have, tense. I mean, it couldn’t hurt things? Then again, with the whole proposal, it would be a bad idea, right?

Weekends always go by slowly, though. You close your eyes once, and poof! The weekend is over. A party never hurts! That would be awesome!

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socialblaine:

You’re looking at the newest member of the McKinley student council, everybody! After checking them out this past week, I finally signed up yesterday and am very excited to be an official part of the club come next week. I’m determined student council can do a lot of amazing things and that with just a little dedication and effort, we can make a change!

Yay, Blaine! Does that mean you, like, rule the school now? 

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evangelinegilbert:

At least you’re not alone. I’ve missed quite a bit around here myself. It’s probably for the best that we don’t try and catch up. Things go by so quickly, we’ll always be a step behind it all. I hope your cat is doing alright. 

That’s a good idea! I think I’m gonna try that. It seems easy. He’s fine, just a bit overweight. How have you been?

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berrythesocial:

Well I’m glad that he is alright! He’s personally one of my favorite animals. Besides mine of course. But I thought animals weren’t allowed to have chocolate though or is that just for dogs?  Oh you’re too kind Britt, thank you for that. 

I’m not entirely sure if you have read about the Mayor’s proposal for a new school for just us Socials? But if so, that’s what you’ve missed basically.

Well, you’re personally one of his favorite humans. I’m not really sure, he just always finds a way to eat the chocolate I’m hiding from him. 

Wait...why? I like our school the way it is. 

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greaserhudson:

Do you need help getting found? Or are you confused on what happened? Well, you can always ask one of us to give you a summary? (Hows your cat doing?)

Mostly, I’m just confused. ...Can you give me a summary? He’s okay! He’s just really fat and kind of unhealthy.

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berrythesocial:

Oh Britt, was it Lord Tubbington again? I hope he’s doing alright. And I’m sorry if any of my posts were in the way. Hope all is well now!

He’s fine, I swear! I think he ate one too many chocolate bars and passed out. It happens to me all the time. Your posts are never in the way, Rach. They’re top priority. 

What did I miss?

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I left for a few days and now I’m totally lost. (In case you’re wondering, which you totally are, I had a cat emergency.) You guys talk way too much -- seriously, it’s making my head hurt. How am I supposed to read all of these posts when I can barely read one?

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greaserchase:

Because what you said sounded kinda ridiculous, but… I mean, yeah… Wait– you don’t?

Oh. Well, I get that a lot. No, why would I think that? Idiot is a mean word, I would never think you’re an idiot. 

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Math confuses me.

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berrythesocial:

Neither do I. I know a few people who do, and I ask them that question all the time. Their answer to me was that it’s fun. How can math be fun? I believe it is! I don’t blame you one bit.

Why would they do it for fun? Fun is eating candy, or playing with dogs. Not math. 

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iamsamazing:

I wish candy could help, but they probably wouldn’t even let me eat it in ISS. I’m not allowed to do anything but homework. It sucks.

That doesn’t seem fair at all. They can’t just keep you locked up like a prisoner.