david brittlesbee

Head of Mythic Quest | kind, fun loving guy | im a cool boss! Tell me the truth! But im also very intimidating!

[p1nkparader]

(POSTING THIS ON ALL MY ALT BLOGS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SQUIDPEE LORE)

//Out Of Character//

TIMELINE MR. PEE IS BACK… but now as Mr. Parader??

I had a bit of a rebranding since i stopped posting on my alternate timeline roleplay community and mythic quest blogs so frequently. I’ve had a bit of a blimp in the form of losing contact with a great chunk of my community mutuals and i stopped feeling so interested in the story I was telling. The thing is, I want to revive the story. I want to bring new life to it and have my outlet for all my creative ideas that i dont have the energy to put back anywhere else.

As i am going to start putting energy in the accounts again, I decided to make an announcement AND hint at a greater lore. The lore is awesome and as well as tagging all the alt accounts within my story(mostly run by myself), i will also go through all my posts and add the tags #Timeline Mr.Pee and #Timeline Mr.Parader to anything relevant. (I have some posts in the timeline on my main account)

All accounts:

@iambrad

@inspectorabed

@brittlebonesdavid

@constabletroy

[brittlebonesdavid]

I just got home why the heck are the lights in my kitchen on i turned them of before i leftf pls @iambrad i am scared pls come save me plsplsplsplspls

[brittlebonesdavid]

Today i hung out with brad and troy and abed!!! It was so much fun omg 😊😊😄😁

[iambrad]

When we get to idaho we’re gonna watch so much fucking ducktales oh my god

[brittlebonesdavid]

Im gonna miss you :((

[askingjeffwinger]

Why are you guys joining the britta hate club? She's nicer than half of you.🙄

[askingtroybarnes]

She was mean to abed

[askingjeffwinger]

Yeah, I was mean to Abed too, we all make terrible mistakes. Also, you do realize the attention-seeking 18yr old is manipulating you and using your feelings for Abed only for her to expand hate, right?

...

...Britta's been psychoanalizing me lately.

[iambrad]

Britta’s a fucking bitch. So are you. This is a constant within timelines and if our timeline had a Britta and a Jeff I’d threaten to murder them both. Dont treat my brother that way, even if he’s in a different timeline I wont stand for it.

[askingtroybarnes]

Britta said die hard was bad right to abeds face

[iambrad]

@inspectorabed how do I get into the other timeline?

[askingtroybarnes]

Vents!

[inspectorabed]

Intresting theory, Other Timeline Troy, one that most definitely has to do with Annie’s Boobs.

Unfortunately, we are far from colorado. We have a few options though.

My Troy and I tried building a time machine once(different function to a reality hopper, similar creation process). We had to purchase some volatile elements which while imperfect, were closest to what we need that we could get on earth. Brad caught us in the dreamatorium and confiscated it, but we were close to something.

There’s also the mysterious wardrobe that constantly shows up in Davids apartment. Sometimes its there, sometimes its not. I suspect its some sort of spacecraft, maybe a portal to narnia? I’ve investigated it some but David gets very touchy about his not always there bright pink barbie wardrobe. It’s usually gone whenever Brad shows up. Some part of me hopes its a Darsit/Tardis.

These are only the realistic options.

[askingtroybarnes]

Well in my timeline the vents are used to cross timelines, that’s the only thing we use. The monkeys let you in for food

[brittlebonesdavid]

Abeddd i just hide it cuz im embarassed abt how pink it is!! Its not a time machine owned by some 20000 yr old time lord that looks like a 17 year old boy!! Not at all!! Not a time machine abed, not a time machine :3

[iambrad]

Brad you’re fantastic and I think me and you should team up to hate Jeff and britta together. This is the weirdest timeline btw

Tempting, but I dont trust it.

[brittlebonesdavid]

Why do we hate the water filter girl? She seemed nice

:(

[brittlebonesdavid]

"friend" 😏

he is my friend??????

[brittlebonesdavid]

He is not actually upset, according to his secret blog

shhhh... he was very upset....

[troys-secret-admirer]

i am the number one troy barnes fan !! i made this acc bc i heard multiple troys were on tumblr :)

@ask-troy-barnes @askingtroybarnes @constabletroy hiiii :3

[untitled84426]

*Gasp*

Hiieeyy! Welcome to Greendale!

I wonder if we have any classes together? OH! Have you met Abed?.. ! @inspectorabed ! come'er!

Oh you're going to love Abed he's the best. And my best. He's my best friend. Yeeeaah Abed's awesome" /wholesome/happy/slightly sweet/

[iambrad]

“Friend”?

You better have a good fucking explination for calling my brother your “friend” when I know full well the two of you have been a little more then that for what, 2 years now?

Something tells me you need a trip back to the AC Repair School…

[untitled84426]

Brad!? Not right now, I was going to ease them into it.. They're still new I wasn't going to throw all my love for Abed right on them.

*turns back* Also me & Abed are a thing. We're gay. Together. We're boyfriends.

[brittlebonesdavid]

Also brad.. its bad when they call each other friends but… yk. :(

Ur making me sad, brad… :((

[inspectorabed]

The asscrack bandit was evil troy and evil abed. They entered our timeline to put quarters in people butts.

[askingjeffwinger]

yeah that makes a lot of sense actually

[brittlebonesdavid]

Um abed. How do you know that? Is there anyway to reverse it????? Help me please. Abed. Please.

[brittlebonesdavid]

gay

Um! Hi!

I’m confused!

[brittlebonesdavid]

How could a man named tittysaurus possibly be gay?

[brittlebonesdavid]

gay

Um! Hi!

I’m confused!

[brittlebonesdavid]

Brad confirmed on his main blog you two did kiss! Maybe get your story straight first. Although as I see it, there's not much "straight" about this situation 😏

these questions make me uncomy and im intitled(ddid ispell it riht brad?? i just heard wat u sayd) t o my personal life.!!

[inspectorabed]

This isn't rlly a question, but I just didn't want this on my feed and stuff so the {Its 4 a personal reason lol } but your posts make my day so much better and so happy! yur friking awesome!

I am batman. Tumblr is my gothem.

[untitled84426]

Gee wiz'! Ab-.. Batman! That citizen sure was kind! *In a whispering tone* "Hey Batman, Wanna go get lunch after this session in the Dreamatorium?"

[inspectorabed]

Kind citizens make it all worth it. *Hushed tone* “yes, buttered noodles?”

[brittlebonesdavid]

WHAts the dreamatorium?!! And abed are you really really batman :0?

[p1nkparader]

Ok I believe you that it wasn't you but somebody is reporting the secret blog, presumably repeatedly. Now I lost the ability to have a pfp. Can you like. Clarify to people that it's all in good fun and they don't have to report me?? I'm kinda worried tumblr might fuck with my main over this

GUYS ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN STOP REPORTING THE @brad-bakshi-secret-blog

[brittlebonesdavid]

//ooc pls stop

[brittlebonesdavid]

https://www.tumblr.com/brad-bakshi-secret-blog

:3

I showed Brad this and he pointed out that it doesn't "read like him". It's clearly fake!!

[brittlebonesdavid]

My bad, it says "again" actually

I was joking when I said we kissed haha!! so I got you- you fooL!!!!