1. Try to print something, canāt find printer.
2. Several minutes and couple reboots later find printer, nothing prints.
3. Spend an hour fixing printer.
4. Says itās printing finally. Doesnāt sound like it, but hey Iām pretty far away, maybe it is.
5. āCyan ink has run out. Printing paused.ā
6. Buy Cyan ink. Hey Yellow looks a bit low too, letās have on of those on hand too(canāt really afford even 1 right now, so 2 new cartridges is killinā me but I donāt want to get the cyan installed print 2 pages and be fucked and have just completely wasted money so letās just deal with it).
7. Get home. Install cyan cartridge. Donāt install yellow because my printer wonāt let me until *it* decides Iām out (donāt want to waste ink anyway, so Iāll just keep it close for now).
8. Printer does itās thing to set the new cartridge. Takes fucking forever. Go to bathroom, make snack, come back⦠still not done.
9. Red flashy warningĀ āMagenta ink has run outā. Of the colours this had the most when I was picking up cartridges so I WASNāT WORRIED. But god now I have to spend even more money, cause I just blew money on 2 cartridges and if I canāt use either wtf did I spend that for.
10. I canāt even start my project today because itās fucking midnight so I aināt getting a magenta cartridge now. So Iām sad because I just wanna go get shit done.
11. I know Iāll install the magenta. It wonāt let me install the yellow, because just fuck it at this point. Letās just stop fucking around. Iāll have to print like 2 pages of my 60. And THEN install the yellow.
12. ITāS A REALLY FUCKING HEAVY PRINTER AND THE WALL BETWEEN ME AND THE HIGHWAY IS REALLY FUCKING TALL SO IF I JUST HURL IT IN FRONT OF A SEMI LIKE IT DESERVES ITāS JUST GOING TO FALL BACK ON ME AND HURT ME BUT PROBABLY NOT KILL ME BECAUSE THAT MIGHT BE WORTH IT TBH.