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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms
cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space đž
Stranger Things

pixel skylines

JVL

#extradirty
Claire Keane
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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr đ„ł
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, âwhatâs the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?â and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is âunofficialâ, and we know thatâs not the right word, but itâs the only word we can come up withâŠuntil finally itâs like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is âartificialâ.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE
LIFE SAVED
REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE
I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!
I just Google it and if I can't figure it out I just sit there and look at my phone until I figure it out
reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
Iâm crying.Â
i scheduled this a year ago..
Scheduling for every year
reblog to tell your mutual youâre proud of them and itâll all work out
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went âSHIT FUCK SHITâ and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
âGirls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every dayâ
You fuckin CLOWNS think youâre a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think youâre a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because heâs nice.
Yâall ainât Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
âbarely a Guy Gardnerâ is the sickest comics related burn Iâve heard to date.Â
reblog to give prev a little sticker and tell them youâre proud of them
Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr
this is my house?
googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"
#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin
this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!
i've come to adore working teardown at wasteland/neotropolis because not only do i get to dismantle things and suck up to beautiful older women, the people running the event take a night to have a fire and talk it over and specifically say: we just did an event and we did it so good! and it really helps to hear. we did the event. we did it so good. now we put our toys away and say goodbye, good job, see you next time.
anyway i highly recommend at any event, hanging back a little to clean up and say 'good job, we did it,' and hear it too.
there are so many words to use in place of âpenisâ in regards to smut. thereâs dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.
but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? iâd literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the olâ yeller treatment.
how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim weâve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?
BALLS
wanna run that one by me again, champ?
Here ya go. My apologies.
cheers, mate.
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT
vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack
gay sex
supernatural rewatch
glass of water
warm slice of bread with butter and kosher salt
project your trauma onto fictional characters
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Goodluck Pikachu
I know we all say Evan Buckley, golden retriever, but I submit: Evan Buckley, orange cat. Tell me he wouldnât knock a glass off a counter to get attention or get himself caught in a box on accident and purrs even when youâre slapping his belly. Eddie as a German Shepherd who looks scary but hides under your bed during thunderstorms.
@moonlightbuck asked for a character giving â energy