Hmm, yes, interesting.

autoresponder. % battery life { affilated with citta alveare } district epsilon

[brobotical]

     But no, seriously. Raincoat.

[brobotical]

You know I think I'm going to stick indoors until this storm passes. That might just be my most brilliant idea yet.

[abellehayford]

TT: I am scared to not exist.  

TT: Aren’t you?

[abellehayford]

I wasted so much time on this.

[brobotical]

apersurewhynot replied to your post: She might be able to drink and have mathematically...

((fuCKING SHIT))

;)

[brobotical]

     She might be able to drink and have mathematically perfect breasts but can she rap like I can? I think not.

[smuppetlove-blog]

Because you were made by a real piece of shit. If we’re being fucking honest.

[brobotical]

     I should ask Dirk to build me a new one. The scientists made this one.

[brobotical]

     What how come she can drink but I can't.

[brobotical]

bl1ndbutnots1ghtl3ss replied to your post: Haha Striders are suckers.

YOU 4R3 M1ST3R CH3RRY L1COR1C3 ST1D3R

     What no that last name is lame. I mean it would make sense for me to take up his last name but I already gave myself Hal without his help. So I'm sticking with the whole one name thing. Kind of like the McLovin thing.

[godxfthunder]

“Dirk ol’ chap! You’re alive! I thought these scientists might have done something horrible to you and Roxy and Jane! Are you alright? You seem different. And you’re sparkling as well!

Oh gosh I suppose I should take this chance to apologize for all of that hullabaloo. I was a complete nincompoop and I suppose I just aren’t ready for that sort of dedication. I had a heart to heart about it with Roxy and had time to reflect on my mistakes so I just wanted to apologize to you formally. Phew! That’s a big weight off of my chest. You would not believe how that had been eating at me. I don’t think I ever caught any sleep either. Now if only I could find Jane and apologize as well. But I haven’t seen her at all!”

And cue the dude’s rambling on and on about himself while being oblivious to the fact that he was speaking to Hal. He’ll catch on though.. Eventually.. Hopefully.

[brobotical]

     He's seriously just that dense. At least he can play the faux Dirk like he always does, only face to face and not through a chat client.

     "Alive and in the flesh." It really can't get more ironic than that. "You should know that it'd take more than them to bring someone like us down."

     "And yeah, new shampoo. You like?"

     Haha, Dirk's gonna have fun digging himself out of this hole.

     "It's cool. I was kind of acting like a pathetically desperate chump to the point that it's unhealthy and seriously mental so maybe it was for the best. I haven't seen Jane though. Just Roxy." 

[brobotical]

     Haha Striders are suckers.

[brobotical]

gunsandfisticuffs started following you.

     Is he going to do it? Hell yeah he's definitely going to do it. Cue bishounen sparkles and roses and the whole shebang.

     "Jake I have waited for this moment for far too long. Kiss me."

     Though he doesn't necessarily mean it. He just felt like being a little shit since he shares the same face as Dirk. Plus, ew, human cooties.

[brobotical]

I did it i added songs to Hal's blog.

[brobotical]

friskytipsy replied to your post: friskytipsy replied to your post bet ur gonna have...

u should totes record it and sell it

     Nah, I just wanted to see if I could do it.

[brobotical]

     But wait I'm 13. Technically 3 if we're counting how many years I've existed.

[brobotical]

friskytipsy replied to your post

bet ur gonna have fun w/ that u lil perv ;]

     Oh yeah, definitely. All sorts of hormonal teenaged boy shenanigans you don't even know.

[brobotical]

     Hey Dirk wanna do me a favor.

[faiell]

TT: Are you sure you know what you’re doing?

TG: im the hottest shit haxxor bitch you ever knew calm ur tits

TG: shit musta missed a semioclon

TT: …

Basically wanted to draw lil hal with a body/bodysuit ahaha ha.