Broccoli Gurus

A non-profit broccoli advocacy group.

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poor thing

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Broccin' around the Broccoli Tree

Have a broccoli brocci brocc.

Broccoli hung where you can see

Every couple tries to stop.

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How could you say that to me?

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Omg it's twins 💕 So blessed. 🤰

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Me at a Chinese Buffet

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Me at a Chinese Buffet

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Y'all ever stare into your broccoli for 20 minutes straight and wonder why your best friend from grade 8 doesn't like you any more or is that just me?

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I'm just saying you don't hear people complaining about 30-50 feral broccolis.

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2 memes for the price of one. We couldn't decide which we liked best.

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My produce is turning black before I even get to it. I’m gonna have to stick to pure frozen

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My poor mangoes 😭

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Tips to prevent spoiled produce:

Keep fresh herbs and leafy greens in cold water, as you would flowers.

Eat your veggies in the car on the way home from the grocery store.

Place your mouth directly in the baggage area while the cashier is ringing you up.

Bury yourself in fresh garden soil and eat the broccoli as they sprout.

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We're going to need to educate them guys, they're new here.

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2 memes for the price of one. We couldn't decide which we liked best.

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Actual rare footage of me as the Broccoli Queen. Worship me if you want.

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Pretty disappointed by the number of you decidedly not worshipping me, but ok.