sam evans

sam evans || 16 || taurus junior at mckinley. football player. huge dork.

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angelxberry:

They are usually the option I take to start my weekend early.

Wouldn’t you regret that when nothing gets done on time?

Big mood. Mentally I’m always in weekend mode. 

Time is an illusion. 

[natily1x1s-blog]

Another Saturday night, another lonely Stacie, another annoying post asking what people are doing…

If you’re not doing anything and wanna join me for cocoa, hit me up!

[broevans-blog]

Awe, Stace. You’re never alone. I’m always there with you, mostly just to annoy you. Consider my saturday night plans cancelled. For you, not just because of the hot cocoa. 

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songsofxmarley:

Oh uh no… I meant the science class…

Yeah, me too. Are feelings not science? 

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smythexdamian:

Right, the hula hoops.

Hoops? As in multiple hula hoops? Wow. What else can those hips do? 

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checkyesjulietts:

No? They are like 5-10 year olds at my dance studio. I don’t think I could teach my dogs to dance let alone someone elses

Oh! You mean mini humans, that’s adorable, but not as adorable as dancing dogs... Dogs! You have dogs? Multiple dogs???? 

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angelxberry:

Friday, that was one day till the weekend.

I need my schedule to be less busy.

I always thought fridays were optional, you know like homework and exams. 

I could help! I’m great at being not busy. I just basically forget about all my plans. 

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notchandlerbingbetter:

No.. no… It’s a sexual thing.

What kind of sex thing? Like a gay sex thing? Should I go get myself a daddy? Not that I’m gay! It just sounds.... comforting. 

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spoiledsmythe:

Only purpose school has given me is being able to do gymnastics outside of my house.

You mean like, parkour or... you know, the sexy kind. 

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dallaspucks:

You know what?…. i Can’t with you like at all right now. Just go to Youtube and look up Jenna Marbles. Well to be clear i want donut holes glazed,coffee yes. You realize he’s super gay right? Or are you talking about the super akward sex we use to have?

I’m not allowed to go on youtube, I always just end up getting sucked into vine compilations and I lose days. Of course, who do you think I am, not your best friend? But like, how gay is gay? -- asking for a friend. Any sort of sex with him would be great....not that I’ve put much thought into it!

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songsofxmarley:

I’ve studied all weekend my eyes and wrist hurts. I just really hope I pass my chemistry test tomorrow.

Why are you studying for chemistry? Isn’t the class just about like, I dunno, matchmaking or something? Like, speed dating but slower. 

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jaxembers:

“ I’ve been here all of a month and I’m still getting used to the fact that there’s only one starbucks in this whole town. this doesn’t bode well for my coffee addiction “

Have you tried making your own coffee? 

[faeryxdandelion]

Did I pass P.E yet?

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I hope so with hips like those. I mean, because of the hula hoop.

[lodgecommaveronica]

I swear the mini’s at my dance studio are just gonna be better than me one day. When their group dance got first and none of the solos or duets scored under second place. It was a good weekend.

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You have a mini dance studio? How small is it? Is it like, dollhouse size? Or more like a dance studio for dogs. Oh my god, do you teach dogs to dance?

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wtfxrory:

Okay, but you can’t really believe that? As good of an option caramel ice cream, Ironman, and cocaine are, I just don’t see it. If anything, I’m mint, Thor, and, yeah, I guess coke would be fine. But still!

Hells yeah, I really believe it! It’s The. Universe. Like, space can’t be wrong because it’s literally space. It’s everywhere. It’s everything. See, you’ve taught me something, now I know the definition of space, I think.. You're the one who's taught me space is all knowing. 

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fcksmythe:

Hello peasants. What are you up to this weekend? I personally, think I’ll slum it, so if anyone’s up for the drinks I offered last weekend still. Hit me up.

What’s slumming it? Is it a sex thing? Cause I might still be interested even if it’s a sex thing -- just cause of the free alcohol! 

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angelxberry:

I have decided to skip class tomorrow and begin my weekend early. Who’s with me?!

Wait, there’s class tomorrow? I thought it was already the weekend. I never know what day it is. 

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spoiledsmythe:

It’s already Sunday? I’m so not ready to go back to school tomorrow, I’d much rather stay home and do nothing.

Big mood. I’d much rather do nothing at home than do nothing at school, too. It’s like, school should have a purpose or something.