🔪💣 D.D. 💣🔪 @broken-american-idiot - Tumblr Blog

Hey.

I’m D.D. and this is my blog.

I currently stay with a rabbit guy named Preston. He calls me Dumb Danno but that is NOT what my name stands for, okay? It stands for Dark Danno.

Nobody understands me.

Ask stuff, I guess.

Sideblog (more active there for now): @br0ken-bobby-sox

#D.D’s Asks #Broken American Idiot

We are so back y'all

I got back in

But this is on my laptop for now

unless I can get the tumblr app on my phone

#mod d.d

The perspective switcher is the only way of life.

#posts by d.d.#new perspective arc

rusty-the-rusty-spotted-cat

Hey, Rusty? I’m feeling a bit li-

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Who are you??

”what the-“

(Reminder that the rp was reset a while back, meaning Rusty hasn’t met D.D yet)

broken-american-idiot

(I mean D.D only knows of Rusty because he saw into the toon world once sooo)

Oh, hi! I don’t know who you are! I’m… uhh… you’ll get to know my real name. I’m Jali by the way!

#posts by ???#new perspective arc

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I shall serve.

#posts by d.d.#new perspective arc

Visit Original Link

(this is like 3 minutes long btw)

#posts by d.d.#new perspective arc

I feel strange. Like, there’s something wrong with thi-

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He’d never know, even if it jumped up and scared him he’d still be oblivious.

#posts by d.d.#new perspective arc

Yesterday I spent time with my girlfriend. She’s really nice to m-

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First year when my girlfriend was too busy with her job. I had to look after the toddler she’s raising. But luckily, we had some time after her work that we could watch stuff. After sending the kid to bed, of course. I miss being able to spend time with no worries.

#posts by d.d.#new perspective arc

talesfromtreatment

Please please please. Please. PLEASE.

If your pet has a surgery, and is sent home with a "cone of shame"... LEAVE THE FUCKING CONE ON.

We did not put that cone on to torment your pet. We put that cone on so that your pet's insides stay inside. Yes, I know they're running into things and look very very sad. I am not being heartless when I say "I don't care. The cone stays on." I'm trying to keep your pet safe.

We've had 5 different clients take the cone off "for just a minute" in the last 2 weeks. One incision we were able to restaple. One we knocked out to resuture, which the owner had to pay for. Two we are currently managing as open wounds because the owners took the cone off a second time.... and one had to go to emergency to have her guts put back into her body after they were dragging on the bottom of the crate ("but it seemed uncomfortable to sleep in...")

In the VERY VERY RARE occasion that you need to temporarily take the cone off for the pet to eat or drink properly you must be actively staring at your pet the whole time the cone is off. Not just in the same room. Not on your phone. Not cooking. Not "turned around for a moment". Actively staring like you're a little kid who just found the most fascinating bug to ever cross your path.

Until your vet says otherwise, your pet is a Mandalorian, a Child of The Watch. The cone STAYS ON.

avidreaderffn

Also. If we tell you the cone is too small, it means IT'S TOO SMALL.

It's not an accessory. It has to go further than the nose, because otherwise the animal can just twist a little and keep licking the injury

I've had two come back this week with reopened wounds bc the owner saw the cone i assigned, decided to go a size down, and got a completely useless cone for the pet.

Yes it looks uncomfortable, yes it IS uncomfortable, yes it is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY

broken-american-idiot

my cat has the watermelon of shame on her rn

awobbles

she looks like she’s higher than the sky. Her eyes 😭 poor thing 😭

broken-american-idiot

it’s probably the angle the photo is in so here’s a better one of her without the watermelon

#mod d.d

#posts by d.d.#arg/arc teaser >:3

talesfromtreatment

Please please please. Please. PLEASE.

If your pet has a surgery, and is sent home with a "cone of shame"... LEAVE THE FUCKING CONE ON.

We did not put that cone on to torment your pet. We put that cone on so that your pet's insides stay inside. Yes, I know they're running into things and look very very sad. I am not being heartless when I say "I don't care. The cone stays on." I'm trying to keep your pet safe.

We've had 5 different clients take the cone off "for just a minute" in the last 2 weeks. One incision we were able to restaple. One we knocked out to resuture, which the owner had to pay for. Two we are currently managing as open wounds because the owners took the cone off a second time.... and one had to go to emergency to have her guts put back into her body after they were dragging on the bottom of the crate ("but it seemed uncomfortable to sleep in...")

In the VERY VERY RARE occasion that you need to temporarily take the cone off for the pet to eat or drink properly you must be actively staring at your pet the whole time the cone is off. Not just in the same room. Not on your phone. Not cooking. Not "turned around for a moment". Actively staring like you're a little kid who just found the most fascinating bug to ever cross your path.

Until your vet says otherwise, your pet is a Mandalorian, a Child of The Watch. The cone STAYS ON.

avidreaderffn

Also. If we tell you the cone is too small, it means IT'S TOO SMALL.

It's not an accessory. It has to go further than the nose, because otherwise the animal can just twist a little and keep licking the injury

I've had two come back this week with reopened wounds bc the owner saw the cone i assigned, decided to go a size down, and got a completely useless cone for the pet.

Yes it looks uncomfortable, yes it IS uncomfortable, yes it is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY

broken-american-idiot

my cat has the watermelon of shame on her rn

#mod d.d