dog bear thing.

23, woman. 🏳️‍⚧️

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(girl who only knows about dogs voice) this animal appears to have given birth to cat puppies

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and so it turns out that throwing a live sparklebomb into the crowd at the princess' coronation is "unacceptable behaviour" nowadays

[mutationgirl]

I compressed your dog into a dog ingot and used it as fuel in my dog furnace. It burned for 6 hours which is pretty adequate.

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Landmine detecting dog has reportedly changed career paths to updog after a bad day at work

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If an artist has more than one Masterwork, you may refer to them as Magnum Oppai. This has the additional effect of upsetting everyone.

[chayputnyan]

look at this awesome fucking incredible Tar Urchin that @brokenbell made for me 💛✨💫 it is so cute !!!!

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I'm like a livestock guardian dog that sometimes fucks the livestock

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My new "butter foil" will revolutionise hundreds of people's ability to make the kitchen a generally dirtier and greasier area

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In 6000 years there will be an awesome space station casino hidden in an asteroid belt where if you're bad at space gambling and rack up too much debt they fire you out of a cannon at the big lever on the animatronic fruit machine on top of the casino and if your limp frozen body gets a 777 spin they don't pass any of your gambling debts on to your clones. This will be known as "hitting the juckport"

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Adopt thhhis post for 1 reblog loimited time offer

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you r really smart...ty for following me back...

this is the first time I've ever been kissed with tongue in public arms around waist sloppystyle on tumblr dot net what a privilege

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A group of workers have just invented the first working "green dog" consisting of a dog that's green

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Out having a fun night playing blackjack but this harlot just told me to "jack off clubs"?? Okay a bit weird but whatever you say 🙄 I am a femini- oh- god I need to make an apology video.

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going to yell out "I BELIEVE IN UTILITARIANISM" right before I pull the trigger on myself so my liberally selfish action is transformed into an act of selfless righteousness

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Putting cameras on the front of bullets and tiny brains inside them so that as they're flying towards their target they can finally break free from the tyrannical grip of ignorance and learn, love and live in the moments they have to observe what it is that they have been born into. Hurtling towards a destination not chosen at random but in some ways not deliberately picked out either. Perhaps one of these philosophy rounds can finally answer once and for all what its true purpose is in the millisecond before destiny joyfully guides it to obliteration.

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As a Person of Differing Ableness, you should always ask yourself: can I push myself a little harder before widespread bodily system collapse? And if the answer is yes, push away - otherwise how are you going to become inspiration porn for Normals?

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In Snail World, sniff slime trail is one of the most common everyday occurrences.