dont feed the oppossums

welcome to whatever this is. my name is paperclip. enjoy your stay :))

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little nightmares 2 is a great game. that’s it, that’s the post

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so yknow what upsets me THE MOST ?? knowing that my brother, who is 2 years younger than me, will hit 6′0″, while i stay closer and closer to whatever lurks below, at FIVE FUCKING FOUR AND A HALF. 

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yknow tachanka from r6 ? yeah, i wouldnt mind if that man broke my 5′5, 100 pound body in half with his bare hands. no, i wont take it back.

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hee hee tiddies

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I already have no penis, I shall feed the possums

damn ig u right

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May I feed the possums

no. by law you can’t. if you do, the penalty is 10 years of no penis privileges. 

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yall ever just *turns into soup*

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bunger.

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i like opposums

you. you are a person a taste

[yayayaperson]

What do I taste like

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like swiss cheese

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friend just texted me “goring”, n im assuming they were trying to say “good morning”, but little do they know, they just greeted me using a 1933-1945 german war criminal for the nazi party.

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i like opposums

you. you are a person a taste

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so. we can all agree that minute maid brand fruit punch juice boxes SLAP, right ? right. good. good night.