TT: Hey, you know...
I go by Dirk on many a place, as well as MANEATER. Do I eat men? Sure.
My standard pronouns are he/him, but on a personal level with intimate friends I do use they/he.
I also have neos. Corny, I know. Gut/guts and gore/gores. Go wild. Or don't, I couldn't care more.
TT: For someone who has such strong opinions about long winded people,
Basic DNI stuff. Don't be weird with me; I'm a minor, I will block. Even in the rare event, don't hit on me—I have a partner. Shout out that guy.
I'm a Dirk fictionkin (who could have thought?) so be mindful of that. I'm pretty serious about it I would say, so seeing a "double" is a bit off the itinerary, but I truly don't mind in the end. Realistically I can't be the only Dirk. Little lame if you ask me. Friends of kin are welcome, like Roxy, Jake, Jane, etc etc. Just general friends.
TT: You've kinda been talking my ear off.
Check out my wicked interests and fandoms. You won't believe it.
INTERESTS: Cannibalism (the concept of, practice of, representation of, etc), music, writing/poetry, art (I do traditional and occasionally digital), baseball, French (loosely learning for fun), horror content, SFX (special effects; mostly the practical kind)
FANDOMS: Homestuck (how obvious), OFF, Deltarune, Eltingville Club, POSTAL (1&2), etc etc. Just ask. I like talking about this stuff. I also just like talking.
I do actually have shit to do.














