Brooke

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lowkeyyyy this person is my new muse I need to get them in my short film…

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I fucked the soda jerk from Nighthawks

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So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

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if brian wilson was in the toy story universe he would know about the toys

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Rearranging 3 things on an artboard for 4 hours

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Me after falling on my ass on the wet roof for the 3rd time while smoking a post-coital cig

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@keenbugg watching rlm with my hookup and they think Josh is the only gay one….

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best food experiences of my life have been pasta while drunk

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The hookups roommates gf >>>>

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wine drunk but I think I’m in love with the vintage twink

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watching Seinfeld while getting ready for this date bc I knowww there’s gonna be some good stuff to complain about with my friends at the diner tomorrow

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Fuck it…. Ben Folds on the folding machine

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