Sarcasm

is my love language

[keybladesoras]

#Ned with the win # a true friend

[dalermessi]

dude: i`ll be right back

me: ok i`ll be center forward

[pas-de-duhhh]

Matthew Powell photographed by Brian Jamie

[paigemist]

the greatest plan in history

[mydadisindianajones]

I laughed harder at this scene than any other.

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[brophinator127]

Yo this is really cool... But a reverse fridge??

[lilsplashy152]

[jolinxo]

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[phuckyou22]

A love story

[catsuggest]

Yes am girl gamer… Sit on keyboard, best strategy

[harrysalbums-deactivated2018031]

[harrypottercangetit]

I love Nick Offerman.

[onegirlinalltheworld]

“I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”

[huitality-archived]

michael b jordon is going to kill me in my sleep

[spaceacepearl]

[applesmokedgouda]

but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous.

[supreme]

[thefairywzard]

bury your gays

[onesliceofthot]

four bros, chillin in a sandpit, one foot apart cause they’re all gay

[luxeforum]

Imagine your otp

[sexbanglish]

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

[sexbanglish]

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

[just2000s]

Big Fat Liar, 2002