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Janaina Medeiros
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
#extradirty
we're not kids anymore.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document
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Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sade Olutola
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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occasionally subtle
Love Begins
oozey mess
Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@mewscarrafone
Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat
do NOT google "omega heat"
prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time
Oh the privilege of being in the portion of Italy stuck under omega heat.
What was the first WLW representation you experienced?
Real-life people you know (e g. family, friends)
Real-life people you don't know (e.g. celebrity, strangers)
A piece of live-action media (e.g. film, TV series)
A piece of animated media (e.g. cartoon, anime)
A drawn piece of work (e.g. comic, illustration)
A written piece of work (e.g. novel, poetry)
An audio piece of work (e.g. song, podcast)
Something else
Results / no wlw representation for me
Feel free to elaborate in the tags!
on survival
-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits
"L'anno che sta arrivando tra un anno passerà
Io mi sto preparando, è questa la novità"
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Just found out that the man who operated me two years ago was recently awarded as Knight of the Order of Merit of the Italian Republic.
And nothing, I'm just so happy his incredibile talent and competence are recognized this way, even if he's already an established excellence and this is just one of the acknowledgments he has gained. Michielon saved my life, I can gush about him a little.
THE VERSATILITY OF "CAZZO" in the Italian language
(kinda wanted to title this "italian cocks and where to find them" but... you know...)
So, we have covered "sti cazzi" here. Let's move on to the many uses of this amazing word and all the idioms derived from it.
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cazzo = literally, "dick/cock". As an exclamation (cazzo!), it equates the English "fuck!"
'sto cazzo = (lit. "this dick") - no way! ; conveys refusal, disagreement. e.g.: "Will you lend me money?" "Sto cazzo!"
un cazzo = (lit. "a dick") - nothing, no amount of smth.; e.g.: "non c'é un cazzo da fare" = "there's nothing left to do about it"
che cazzo...? = (lit. "what dick...?") - what the fuck...?; just as the English equivalent, can be used alone or to ask about what's going on, e.g.: "che cazzo stai facendo?" = "what the fuck are you doing?"
eccheccazzo! = (lit. "what dick!") - what the fuck!; exclamation variant of the idiom above
cazzata = bullshit or cock-up, depending on context. e.g.: "stai dicendo una cazzata" = "what you're saying is bullshit" ; "ho fatto una cazzata" = "I screwed up"
cazzone = (lit. "big dick") jackass, stupid/unreliable individual. e.g.: "Anderson è un cazzone" = "Anderson is a wanker"
testa di cazzo/faccia di cazzo = respectively, dickhead and dickface. As simple as that.
a cazzo di cane = (lit. "as a dog's dick") - said of something done hastily, with poor results. e.g.: "Anderson lavora a cazzo di cane" = "Anderson works very poorly"
a cazzo duro = (lit. "with a hard dick") - to take action with great confidence and resolution.
cazzuto = adj.; (someone) badass, ballsy.
del cazzo = (lit. "of the dick") - something of poor quality. e.g: "E' proprio un film del cazzo" = "That's a terrible film"
cazzi amari/acidi = (lit. "bitter/sour dicks") - troubles, problems. e.g.: "Ora sono cazzi amari!" = "Now you're gonna face big troubles!"
farsi i cazzi propri/degli altri = (lit. "to mind your own/other people's dicks") - to mind your own/other people's business.
incazzarsi = verb; to get upset/angry.
incazzoso = adj.; someone who gets angry very easily and/or is looking to pick a fight
stare sul cazzo = (lit. "to be on someone's dick") - to be unlikeable/unpleasant to someone. e.g.: "Mary mi sta sul cazzo" = "I find Mary annoying/disagreeable"
levarsi dal cazzo = (lit. "to get out of someone's dick") - to get out of the way, to piss off.
sbattersene il cazzo = (lit. "to slap your own dick") - to not give a shit.
rompere il cazzo = (lit. "to break someone's dick") - to be annoying, irritating. Accordingly, it can be said of someone that they're a "rompicazzo".
scazzare = verb; to argue/have a fall-out with someone.
essere scazzati = verb; to be upset/in a bad mood.
cazziare = verb; to scold/reprimand someone. It results in a "cazziatone": an earful, an ass-kicking.
cazzeggiare = verb; to faff around, to laze around
fancazzista = (lit. "no-dicks-doer") - a lazy person.
sarcazzo! = (lit. "the dick knows!") - exclamation, when confronted with something unknown, imperscrutable. Only god knows! (eheh)
coi controcazzi = (lit. "with the counterdicks") - said of something/someone that is top-quality. "Greg è un detective coi controcazzi" = "Greg is a very capable detective"
cazzo me ne frega? = (lit. "what dick do I mind?") - I don't give a shit.
cagacazzo/i = (lit. "dick-shitter") - someone annoying (see: "rompicazzo")
grazie al cazzo! = (lit. "thanks to the dick!") - sarcastic thank you in reply to something utterly obvious.
supercazzola = term invented by Ugo Tognazzi and popularized by the film "Amici miei", it's a string of non-sense sentences aimed at bamboozling the listener. In everyday use, it can define a long-winded, meaningless speech.
... and I'm not even going into all the different regional terms referring to the male genitalia. There are *a lot* of dicks in Italy, and they're widespread.
and then there's the big outlier: the Veneto region, with its preference for... female anatomy (right, @kettykika78?) XD
paging @totallysilvergirl @ineffableuser @hubblegleeflower @instantparadisesoul @johnlockismyreligion
every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/
rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone
what's your last name?
a first name
patronomic (-son, -sen, -ov, -ez, etc)
matronomic (#feminism)
occupation
place name
nickname
idk man I just work here
none of the above
this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
My favorite video on the internet. I will never not reblog.
people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW
Some of us had Xena: Warrior Princess and access to a public library.
Or just the public library. Edith Hamilton’s Mythology and Bulfinch’s Mythology were gateway drugs enough for me. 😄
My mom read Greek myths to me as goodnight stories when I was at kindergarten age.
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.
Retasu sewing a bunch of plushies 💚 She's so crafty ^^)
This is my piece for the pris-M-agic zine by @dotzines, which is available to download here!
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry
Mr. Gaiman, how do you process grief? sorry I come here and ask this out of nowhere, but somehow I feel like you're the only person who can explain it to me. lost my dad two months ago and I feel like it's only gotten worse.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
You process grief slowly, at your own pace and in your own way.
Time will heal, or at least scab over the wound. And in the meantime, you keep on going because the world will keep on going.
It's okay to cry, okay not to cry. When my father died I didn't cry for him for months, until one day I was reading a story by a friend and someone died in the story I'd only met a few pages earlier and I found myself weeping like a baby. And then I started to surface from the numbness and the pain.
Don't let anyone tell you what they think you should be feeling. And if they do tell you, ignore them.
There isn't a schedule for this stuff. There's just grief and time.
You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.
By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.
I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?
it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it
but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.
Reblog if your ask box is open.
Where are you from?/Where do you live?
USA
Everywhere else
We must beat the Americans
