The rumors are true

William Arthur Fudge | 22 | Business Major, Stanford University I wouldn't think too long about messing with my sisters.

[chloefudge]

It is real food. It’s natural, Will. It’s better than In-N-Out.

[valentinefudge]

[brotherfudge]

It is not better then In-N-Out. That shit is fantastic.

[chloefudge]

Oh, if you do come home any time soon, there’s a new place that’s green and tofu and tea!

[valentinefudge]

Oh my gosh, yes! It’s so good there, Will, you have to go!

[brotherfudge]

I like real food, so I'll pass.

[chloefudge]

It’s probably beneficial if you keep it to yourself…

[valentinefudge]

A.k.a we’re fine, if you’re wondering, Will. We can take care of ourselves. Chlo even tied her own shoes this morning. I was proud for the both of us.

[brotherfudge]

Haha, very funny. I just want to make sure you guys know I'm only a phone call away. I don't know how long Mom and Dad will be gone this time for work.

[chloefudge]

Gross, and you said my fashion sense was weird? I’m sure you entertain all the girls on your floor.

[valentinefudge]

Chlo, don’t suggest anything, he probably does just that.

[brotherfudge]

I will confirm nor deny such allegations. Look, you two are good? Safe? Fed? I know Mom and Dad aren't around much because of work but I'm only an hour's drive away. If you need anything, I don't mind skipping school at all to be there.

[chloefudge]

Oh, it’s fine… where’s your shirt? Is that necessary?

[valentinefudge]

Maybe he’s having a life crisis?

[brotherfudge]

What's the problem? I look good without a shirt. Besides, it's hot in here, and I have shit to get ready for tonight before I go out. This is just crawling into that time. Don't worry Sis, I'll hang up before I strip entirely.

[chloefudge]

Don’t lie.

[valentinefudge]

Yeah Will, don’t lie.

[brotherfudge]

I'm not-- I'm not lying, Megan's just being a bitch again. How's school, Chloe?

[chloefudge]

Meeeeeeg! What’re you—

Will! 

[valentinefudge]

Look who decided to drop in on us? He was just wondering if you’d turned into a slut yet with your odd fashion sense.

[brotherfudge]

I was not!--I wasn't wondering that, Chloe. Hey Sis.

[valentinefudge]

If I told you I slept in my own bed last night will you fuck off with the probing into my lack of sex life? And yes, as an update, Chlo is still a virgin. Your sister’s are still intact. Douche.

Will, try to make a fucking effort. Mom and Dad didn’t shit out thousands of dollars so you could get wasted every night.

[brotherfudge]

Good. Where is Chloe anyways? Where is FatCat?

I do. I make an effort with the homework. I even went for a lecture at noon. That's still the middle of the night for me.

[valentinefudge]

Fine. Though I’m half convinced you want me to translate that to “Are you and Chloe staying out of boy’s beds?”

How’s school?

[brotherfudge]

Well, are you?

School is school. I go to too many parties, and not enough classes. Who gives a fuck anyways? I ace them without trying, no point in wasting valuable time of my youth.

[valentinefudge]

Alright, alright, I’m here.

[brotherfudge]

How're things going there?

[brotherfudge]