Stoner Stories

Chill your tits.

[bled]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wnq-writers]

She is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she knows it. And yet, she loves anyway.

dilbaram  (via wnq-writers)

[landscapre]

[weed-breath]

What's your sexual orientation?

Weed

[wnq-writers]

It will hurt. And then one day it won’t. And until then, I will allow this pain to let me grow.

One day, lesbellesmarguerites  (via wnq-writers)

[capacity]

U know what’s jacked up though about holding in a fart …… It can still make the fart sound inside of u like the movement of gas inside….. Sounds so ugly. Last week I was holding in my fart and it went brrrrrrrrrp in my gut and I was like wtf am I holding you in for if ur gonna expose me like that……: so holding in is cancelled just go to the bathroom

[goth-aunt]

if you pull apart your buttcheeks it just makes that “phew” sound instead of that “brrrrrraaaap” sound. 

[capacity]

[jazzy-troll]

@browneyes918 BABE 😂😂😂😂

[browneyes918]

@jazzy-troll I JUST SAW THIS O MY LORD

[thisblogisdeadlikemysoul]

The fam 💎

[gypzea-deactivated20140810]

[cossmossssssss-blog]

This lipstick💜😈

[0cchi-luminosi-deactivated20200]

“I made Sunday Candy I’m never going to hell.”

[browneyes918]

Heeeeeyyyy so I have a stoner Instagram account you should check it out it's pretty cool I think maybe I don't know 😂🔫 Instagram: seethesmoke

[crappybird]

[garfdied]

no I’m not crying there’s just a little bit of I Feel Fucking Abandoned in my eye

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..

[nomenu]

[perfucktion]

What if you meet the right person, but at the wrong time?

(via delirious7)