tiefling bard who’s looking to win back a golden fiddle that their ancestor lost in a fiddling contest
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almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes

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tiefling bard who’s looking to win back a golden fiddle that their ancestor lost in a fiddling contest
Most of the time I really admire your commitment to posting actually probably bad RPG ideas, but this time you have failed utterly.
Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.
Her princess is a little special but she'll keep her around.
WHUH??? THIS IS SO CUTE???
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS
What’s the lie your character says most often?
How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?
How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?
What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?
Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?
What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?
What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?
Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?
What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?
If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?
What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!
When do they fake a smile? How often?
How do they put out a candle?
What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?
What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?
What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?
Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?
What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?
Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?
What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?
What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?
Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?
What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?
How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?
What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?
What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?
How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?
When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?
When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?
If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?
How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?
How do they greet someone they like / love?
What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?
Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?
What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?
What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?
Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?
How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?
What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?
If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?
What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?
What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?
What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?
Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?
Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?
Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?
Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?
What’s a phrase they say a lot?
Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?
Who would / do they believe without question?
What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?
What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?
If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?
What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?
How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?
Building a fantasy world is like being the world's most specific historian.
I'm glad we're all in the same boat on this one.
As suggested it's also like being the most specific biologist, chemist, and geologist.
I want you all to know that I read every single tag and reply yall drop in the notes and I love you fellow worldbuilders.
I'm sorry, but this tag fucks supremely.
it does indeed fuck
my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them
totally unbothered
So from the dragon's point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.
rly good line
Efink Murderdeath is literally so important to me. She named herself Efink Murderdeath. She is canonically sopping wet at all times. She's autistic. She openly advocates for switching sides so that she personally does not get hurt every two minutes. She married a man because he had a beard and for centuries she carried around divorce papers for when she next saw him but when she next saw him he was a king so she went OH OKAYYY I CAN ROLL. She then pushed him off a cliff no hesitation because she wanted to make her friends like her. She needs to feel wanted and she calls herself hot so often and she's so right. She and Lilith DEFINITELY have a thing. Her arc is about discovering the power of friendship and then using that power to become the grim reaper. She asks for hugs. She hates her dad. And most importantly she is transgender
brennan as bugs will never not be funny to me
Neverafter ep 6
Escape from the Bloodkeep ep 1
The Unsleeping City ep 1
Head canons about the start of Marcus’s and Lieland’s relationship
YES would love to <3
markus and leiland are Attracted To Each Other and know that for, like, a while, but it takes them a little while to move into actual "i want to date this person" feelings!!
there's a lot of like.. maggie says "you think markus is hot" and leiland says "yes" and maggie says "markus thinks you're hot" and leiland says "yes" and maggie says "so you should ask him out" and leiland says "WHAT"
leiland is also, obviously, traumatized. last time he had feelings for someone it sucked. he knows that markus is not zaul'nazh, but there's also a part of him that whispers "what if"
maggie helps with that a lot!! she spends a lot of time talking to leiland and getting him to admit his feelings and accept them and get the courage to act on them
and i think markus totally understands that <3 he knows what leiland went through, so he leaves the ball in leiland's court and gives him the chance to make the first move!!
by the time leiland DOES make the first move, he's been holding onto his feelings for So Long that it's a very big first move. walks right up to markus, pulls his mask off, and suddenly they're fully making out in the hallway of the bloodkeep. maggie cheers.
their honeymoon phase lasts so long. they're incredibly touchy with each other. neither of them can believe they get to date the other so they kiss all the time <3 the others are very happy for them but they also get very tired of them. efink has never been gladder that she's stuck in the blood pool cavern.
Leiland's such a treat 🤣
Necrotic spells are gay as hell. Like why are you, as a man, fingering another man to death
leiland and maggie are platonic soulmates. explain ? gladly. they were forced ‘enemies’ for so long because they were being abused by the giant mouth, idc what his name is, and when they stepped through the flaming door together they both could finally see it for the truth that it was. leiland protects maggie with his life and also opens up to her and lets her be close to him without him feeling like a burden or a nuisance. maggie is a single mother whose baby daddy is a douchebag who sold his soul decades ago and never truly cared about her feelings or wellbeing, and leiland cares about her without there being an transactional romantic feelings at all. she names her fucking baby after him, she sees how truly hard he tries even when his luck sucks so bad and wants him to know that his efforts are not in vain. she sees him, he sees her.
i finished escape from the bloodkeep awhile ago and started these sketches but never finished them so here they are !
i literally cannot describe in words how much of a swagless loser leiland eftbk is. he started falling out of the sky with slow jazz music playing in his head thinking "wow i failed everything i ever cared about. i don't know if life is worth living anymore". proceeded to roll a nat 20 on perception to notice ripoff samwise parachuting through the sky and went "oh i DO have something to live for. REVENGE!!!" . and then he hit the ground and got knocked unconscious and rolled a nat 1 on the death save