i would fuck the butler

I said this was gonna be a FF Brownie sideblog but really it's a BB-52 sideblog.

[browniesexual]

so i never saw brownie cry before. i made him cry. im sorry-

[browniesexual]

i should redraw this

[browniesexual]

fuck.

[foodfantasyfandom]

Food Souls’ Day List

Speaking of Birthdays for Food Souls, national holidays celebrating foods. Please note that not all food souls will be on here because they don’t have specific dates and information for celebration. 

Another reason why some food souls aren’t listed is to avoid squishing 2 or more food souls on a single day. (Ex. squishing Mapo Tofu and the tofu twins on the same day). 

Anyways, if you don’t see a food soul on this list, then you can interpret their birthdays to your liking then. 

Jan

Bloody Mary (1st) 

Spaghetti (4th) 

Tempura (7th) 

Milk (11th) 

Peking Duck (18th) 

Popcorn (19th) 

Croissant (30th) 

Feb 

Crepe (2nd) 

Yogurt (6th) 

Pizza (9th)  

Margarita (22nd) 

Toast (Last Thursday) 

March 

Sakuramochi (3rd) 

Hishi Mochi (3rd) 

Macaron (30th) 

April 

Zitui Bun (4th) 

Beer (7th) 

Easter Egg (Easter) 

Cassata (Easter) 

Steak (25th) [Not to be confused with the unofficial date in March] 

Pretzel (26th) 

Milk Tea (30th) 

May 

Salad (National Month) 

Orange Juice (4th) 

Cola (8th) 

Apple Pie (13th) 

Soufflé (18th) 

Hamburger (28th) 

Whiskey (Third Saturday)

June 

Cheese (4th) 

Fish n/ Chips (5th) 

Gingerbread (5th) 

Donut (First Friday) 

Boston Lobster (15th) 

Fruit Lady (17th) 

Sushi (18th) 

Martini (19th) 

Eclair (22nd) 

Pudding (26th) 

July 

Hotdog (National Month) 

Jello (12th) 

Blue Cheese (16th) 

Caviar (18th) 

Double Scoops (21st) 

Tequila (24th) 

Aug 

Oyster (5th) 

Rum (16th) 

Soft-Serve Cone (19th) 

Red Wine (28th) 

Marshmallow (30th) 

Sept

Rice (National Month) 

Mooncake (13th) 

Coffee (29th) 

Oct

Vodka (4th) 

Mashed Potatoes (18th) 

Chocolate (28th) 

Nov

Turkey (Thanksgiving) 

Sandwich (3rd) 

Cappuccino (8th) 

White Truffle (9th-18th) 

Kimchi (22nd) 

Turducken (23rd) 

Fondant (26th) 

Dec

Cookie (4th) 

Sachertorte (5th) 

Brownie (8th) 

Eggnog (24th) 

Candy Cane (26th) 

Champagne (31st) 

[foodfantasyfandom]

because ff fandom is dead by now we are all legally allowed to claim a food soul as our own so when i say pipi is mine, that means he is my pipi and his ass is mine 

[foodfantasyfandom]

to clarify because yall just wanna claim like over 10 food souls, you still need to earn that ass somehow if you do not publicly display your hyperfixation. love. affection. at least 5 days out of the week for that food soul, then why would you claim them if you do not worship them

[foodfantasyfandom]

a lot of people are just claiming random husbentos because theyre attractive and not realizing that there are others who will literally fight tooth and bone for them and have always been the biggest stan 

there is only one (1) exception to sharing a food soul with a partner you have even if you are divorced 

[foodfantasyfandom]

this anon understands having ‘a fight to the death’ 

[browniesexual]

if i ever leave the ff fandom then im taking bb52 with me. fuck yall.

[amisteak]

[browniesexual]

hey uuhhhh can b-52 be forced to kill brownie one day that’d be great for some angst potential

[axxxx-721]

human feelings

[axxxx-721]

[axxxx-721]

[browniesexual]

also

psa if yall want my header gif then here it is

i know one exists already but i didnt like the quality so i made one myself ;-;

i’ll probably make his maid version later, too

[browniesexual]

i promised yall the maid version

here’s the maid version

hope it looks good because this took 3 tries

[personifiedfoodishot-deactivate]

Did it first @browniesexual​

[browniesexual]

bitch

[personifiedfoodishot-deactivate]

update on this fucking cult

1 - @browniesexual kept sending curse videos and a war broke out 

We need help

2 - I let my cousin join

She doesnt even play the games

3 - we only have 5 people in this cult GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE

https://discord.gg/eA2a2Pj

[browniesexual]

for some reason i wasnt notified when you tagged me. fuck you tumblr

but still. join the fucking CULT

[foodfantasyfandom]

Brownie voice: I'm about to end this whole man's career.

[personifiedfoodishot-deactivate]

Join the cult pussy

https://discord.gg/SdMxTJ

@browniesexual​

[browniesexual]

JOIN THE CULT

[personifiedfoodishot-deactivate]

Russian roomba stans;))))

https://discord.gg/C9HYcD

We made a Russian roomba cult @browniesexual and i are the leaders

@frigateee may be one too we have yet to have contact 

[browniesexual]

russian roomba cult

[browniesexual]

also

psa if yall want my header gif then here it is

i know one exists already but i didnt like the quality so i made one myself ;-;

i’ll probably make his maid version later, too

[browniesexual]

dumbass b-52 thought

i do not know why

but i really like the idea of b-52 being able to speak Russian.

i literally cannot explain this but i imagined b-52 being able to speak Russian and my mind was like 

Y E S

[boycock-boycunt-boyslut]

not only can he speak roomba but he can also speak russian ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

i just like the headcanon where he can speak other languages, so, hella accepted

[personifiedfoodishot-deactivate]

RUSSIAN ROOMBA RUSSIAN ROOMBA RUSSIAN ROOMBA RUSSI-

[boycock-boycunt-boyslut]

RUSSIAN ROOMBA LET GO-

[browniesexual]

ITS OFFICIAL HE IS A RUSSIAN ROOMBA NOW

RUSSIAN ROOMBA  RUSSIAN ROOMBA RUSSIAN ROOMBA RUSSIAN ROOMBA RUSSIAN ROOMBA RUSSIAN R

[boycock-boycunt-boyslut]

B-52 IS A RUSSIAN ROOMBA CONFIRMED BY U S