Grace, Beauty, & Destruction

Indie Yuga RP/Ask Blog Please check rules, feel free to message. Written by Piyo Started 11/2016

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((If I haven’t replied to an rp please let me know. I think I replied to all of the ones I had drafted but given how tumblr’s notification system is...it is not unsurprising if I missed others. Also if you are at all interested in RPing with me, please feel free to send me a message. okaie? okaie.))

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arrogantmasterpiece:

      “It is in agreement! As much as I’d like to have both the portraits as well, it is best we split this up fairly between us – Such perfect beings! Once all those pesky stains are removed from this world, we can then move onward to take over and reshape Lorule to what is best! You are definitely most welcome to come take a gander at the portraits of the King and Queen. While the King is a bit shy of perfection, the Queen? Why, it’s almost as if she is simply a portrait of an older Hilda.”

      “My my, how unfortunate! It would have been blissfully amusing to watch them struggle with two. But of course! Together we shall plan ever so carefully. They simply would’t stand  a stroke of a chance against us! AHHHHAHAHAHAHA~! The other sages shall be in our gallery once again as well, don’t you agree?”

”Don’t fret, my friend, once we can get a hold of a Triforce, and I know this will be a delightfully simple task, I can easily transform again. I wouldn’t miss stomping on the hero and the coward with a big Ganon foot for all of the universe! I don;t just want to see them die, I want to feel their bones crunch and pulverize under my power.”

“To begin we need only acquire one Triforce...but we have the advantage of having double the sages. Making even just one complete set shouldn’t prove very difficult...And with that power we can grant ourselves owner of all the Triforces. After that, no one will stand in our way. Absolutely no one.”

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((why are porn blogs following me.......?))

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sevenyearswaiting:

From Sheik’s compendium of special interest individuals in Hyrule

Subject: Yuga 

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“HIDEOUS! REPULSIVE! HOW DARE YOU PERVERT MY BEAUTY AND PERFECTION IN SUCH A WAY!!”

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(ooc) Hey Yuga mun! (thanks for the follow btw! You've got an awesome Yuga so far and I enjoy seeing you on my dash even though we haven't interacted yet ;) ) Which brings me to this! Would it be okay for me to make a submission on behalf of my muse, who has a sketch of your muse? You know, for a real artist's take on it ;)

((Hi~~! Thanks for the compliment, I really do appreciate the encouragement! And yes certainly! Go for it~~! ;V))

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arrogantmasterpiece:

                                                    xX Credit Xx 

     Imagine if I had been a good guy…             Perhaps, all along, I was      Oh, who am I kidding?        Being the ‘good guy’ is no fun at all.

               The fact of the matter is that in this world of imperfection, I was but the only perfect thing.    I knew the solution to our problem.             I had the perfect world in store for us.

                          But I wasn’t allowed to have it…

                                How… Pathetic.

~ arrogantmasterpiece ; Ind. Yuga RP/Ask blog ; 2+ years of RP on Tumblr 10+ in general ~

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misplacedxprincedom:

@brushstrokepierrot apparently found the heir to the throne…

Nejin scrambles to hide behind something, anything before the sorcerer saw him. Heaven knows whether or not Yuga knew about his existence, but it was better to be safe than sorry. He hides behind some curtains and prays for someone to save him.

“So you think you can hide, do you~? Ohohoho~~...Do you believe I am a fool who can’t even realize when I’m being spied on? You would not be the first to try.”

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arrogantmasterpiece:

      “Oh how I LOVE the way you think!    A slow and painful death would surely fit them both. Perhaps we should invite Her Grace and Zelda to such a show. Then afterwards we can seal those two right into paintings. Ah, remember how simply gorgeous they were as paintings? I’d love to hang Her Grace up next to her parents portraits – They miss her so! 

      Can you, perhaps, still transform into Yuganon as well? Imagine the struggle they’d have defeating two! Ahahahaha~!”

“Of course, we must have a grand audience for such a show! Who better than the darling princess of Hyrule and her poor, sullen counterpart? Honestly, I must say, I would love to see these portraits of the king and queen that you have acquired. Ohohohoho~~ ♥!! They must be utterly delightful...and therefore, we are in agreement then that you will take Her Grace and I will take the lovely Princess Zelda. I would prefer to have the set of both but...I think you have a greater need for a completed collection of the Royal Family. We are both fair individuals, are we not?”

“As for such abilities, I can no longer do so. When I was stripped of the Triforce of Power I found that the connection I had with Ganon had been severed. Regardless, I have improved my magic and I am conflident that if we combine our talents together, we will have no problems crushing those brats.”

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From now on everyone must refer to Yuga as Fuckface Von Clownstick

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((It is agreed! My muse is going to murder me...))

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theblindheir:

Eek. How harsh. If Rav wasn’t sure this was Yuga before, he was certain of it now. Lovely, just what he needed to complete his day. 

“And whatcha planning on doing once you rip it out? Stick it on a canvas and call it art? I want royalties if ya manage to sell it.” He stuck out his tongue for emphasis, ever minding just how far he was from the clown. Yuga was Yuga after all, but he sure didn’t have a place in Lorule anymore. Be it by guards or Guild, this clown needed to skedaddle. 

“How’d you get back, anyway? I though Link gave you the good ol’ proper wallop!” He stepped back, shrugging, trying to look aloof while putting more distance between them. “Besides, Hilda knows you’re nothing but bad yesterday’s news, nothings here for ya anymore.”

“You ask these questions as if I would be willing to share any of the answers with you. Still as dimwitted as ever it seems, Ravio~ ♥! All you must know is that I am not playing games anymore.” He hissed lowly with a crawling smirk. Eyes were locked onto the other’s face and they were full of ill intent. Oh how he wished to see it smashed to an unrecognizable pulp under his heel! With each step backwards, Yuga advanced forward, not letting Ravio put more distance between them.  “Toying around with the pathetic emotions of Her Grace has lost it’s appeal. If she had murdered Link in my stead, I would have been so very proud of her...The image of her beauty drenched in the blood of her enemies would have been delightful indeed. Alas, her heart proved to be weak in the end. A shame, really. I shouldn’t have expected much from such a child...I will admit, she was a lovely pawn for the time, however.”

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"How many Yugas does it take to destory Lorule? None cause they're too busy staring at each other to do anything productive."

“You think you’re being brave and heroic by coming to harass me? HA! You’ll find out soon enough what we are capable of...so make all your jokes while you can, filth. When it all comes down to the wire you’ll be grovelling at my feet~~”

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((whoops didn’t look at the time Dx i have drafted anything i haven’t replied to yet, so i will reply promptly tomorrow at some point! bai bai! ♥ zzzzzzzzzz))

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stainedglasssage:

Seres shivered and quaked, horrified that once again she would be turned into a painting. What other plan would this monster have? What else would he do to try and steal their Triforce again? When her back hit a wall, she sobbed. No one was coming, and this was her fate yet again. 

“Go away!” She choked. “You already failed, go away.”

“Is it failure when your precious Hero couldn’t even kill me despite his efforts? Someone as perfect as I cannot fail. Ever. I have simply been stalled. But it is no matter of concern for me.” he explained, his haughty attitude seeping through every single word as he stepped closer and closer towards her. Yuga’s magic brush glowed menacingly as he prepared to cast the spell. “How could it possibly be a crime for me to want everything in this wretched place to be beautiful? Come with me, dear, we have much to talk about~~ Ohhohohohohohooooo~~!”

With that he waved his brush, forcefully sealing the priestess once again into what was in his opinion an exquisite painting. The sorcerer lifted her portrait up, staring down at it fondly. Ah, this priestess was lovely but...he so deeply wished to have his hands on the far more priceless works of art that were the princesses of both Hyrule and Lorule. He must have them both, no exceptions.

Yuga left the sanctuary quickly. While he had the utmost confidence in his skills, he also did not want to cause too much of a ruckus. No need to alert the wriggling worm of his presence here in Hyrule. Best the Hero not know...not until Yuga has more information on what had happened in his absence. His hideout was not to his standards but he could make do. It was far from the centers of the kingdom, on the outer reaches where few ventured. He entered the cellar, waving a hand to light the flames and illuminate the room. Yuga set the portrait of Seres down against the wall. Oh how he wished he didn’t have to bring her back to such an ugly form but paintings didn’t talk.

And so, he released her.

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theblindheir:

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“Wait…I know that smell of chipped paint and musty robes anywhere– Come back to be defeated again, huh? I’ll have you know the royal guards are new recruits who’re ready to break in, if yer catchin’ my meaning~”

“Mind your tongue, you mangy boy, or I will rip it out of your skull. You wouldn’t want to be mute as well, would you, hmmmm~? Though I would prefer to never hear your cheeky squeals again. The sound of silence from your mouth would be most pleasant.” he sneered, not at all intimidated by the other’s words. “Threaten me with guards all you’d like but I doubt that you’d like them decorating the castle walls would you?”

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((I keep on forgetting that you have to delete that dumb <p> on the posts in HTML so they can be correctly displayed. Gosh it’s so irritating but it is also not worth uninstalling xkit over. I just need to be a bit more observant.))

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arrogantmasterpiece:

      “Perhaps, together – We could bring the Lorule to OUR rule.    Together, we could FINALLY achieve that perfect world of ours we long for. My my I can already taste that sweet sweet revenge! That sweet, perfect world. All will cower before us AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“It is settled then, today we are compatriots. That wriggling worm could barely defeat one of us, never mind two. However, I would hate to even waste an ounce of my talents on either him or his rabbit stooge’s grotesque features again, so this time I recommend we simply kill them the old fashioned way. No magic trinket could save them from that.”

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stainedglasssage:

“LINK!” She shouted again. “Captain! Father? Anyone!!”

This could not be happening again. After everything that happened, after the Goddesses showed their Light? How did they not destroy this evil. Seres backed away slowly, praying that someone would be around to hear her.

“Hmmmm~? My, what a lovely look of despair you have on your face!” He lifts up his hands and forms a ‘frame’ with his thumbs and pointer fingers, studying her over through it. “Cry out all you want, but no one is here to save you this time...Such innocent weakness is simply captivating~!”