check please sideblog yo

britt, 26, she/her, queeeeer af i follow from drfurter

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

has this one been done yet?

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Jack’s name in Holster’s phone is something like “🙄 🙄 🙄” and Holster’s name in Jack’s phone is just “Adam Birkholtz (hockey)”

[alphacrone]

i see your “pre-canon jack and shitty friends with benefits situation” and raise you a “pre-canon jack and holster hate sex”

[duans]

holster and jack

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Hey I love Holster

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Holster: hey do you think Alicia wants kids?

Jack: She Has A Son.

Holster: oh right. lmao

[unacaritafeliz]

[Image IDs. Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann from Check Please. Shitty says "It's Pride Month, Jack. You know what that means". Jack responds "Huh? What? Do you want me to play like... Gay Hockey?" /End ID]

I can't draw I just wanted to be included.

[tronnies-art-blog]

A private beach spot on spring break <3 I love these bros so freaking much

-: Patreon :-

[littlestpersimmon]

DETOX JUST TO RETOX.

[lovelylittlelosers]

[skinneybonboni]

:c

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

(insp)

[maturiin]

i listened to final round by we are trees on loop while drawing this

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Holster (mid hookup): so how do you feel about 30Rock?

Rans: uhhh it’s cool I guess. Why?

Holster: oh just checking :) I have a tattoo

Rans: okay…?

Holster: yeah it’s just it’s pretty big and sometimes people don’t like it haha so I just wanted to ask before you took my pants off but since you’re good then I guess we can just

Rans:

Holster:

Rans: it’s bigger than my head

Holster: before you say anything—

Rans: I don’t wanna — fucking — make eye contact with Liz when I blow you!

Holster: you said it was cool!

Rans: she’s the size of your whole fucking thigh Holster!

Holster:

Holster: if we blindfolded her would it be okay

Rans: yeah that’d probably work

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Ransom & Holster get married on a vodka & whiskey fueled Vegas bender and get a divorce so they can get married again and, in the midst of a legal paper jam stress headache, un-invite Shitty after he says brahs. vow renewal

[omg-hollander]

jack zimmermann in high school was like “i am insane 🤪😡 ” and that made him self destructive and kind of an asshole because he was overwhelmed and didn’t know why his brain was doing the things it was doing to him. And so he drank and he partied and he let kent parson pierce his ears one night after a party neither of them really wanted to be at, and he talked back to coaches because obviously he knew better than everybody. And everyone knew who Jack Zimmermann was in an “oh yeah, that motherfucker’s crazy,” kind of way, in a, “he walked the mile even though he’s a semi-professional athlete because he didn’t want to and he thought it was a waste of time,” way, in a , “did you hear that zimmermann blacked out last night and then scored a hat trick during the game?” kind of way

jack zimmermann in college was like, “i am insane 😔😶” and that made him feel an overwhelming sense of responsibility. He had to be so regimented, so strict with himself to keep anyone from knowing that his brain was doing the things it was doing to him. And so he studied and he didn’t come out of his room all that much and he practiced and went to class and practiced and he went on a couple dates and hung out with a couple friends, but on the whole, he kept it inside. Everyone knew who Jack Zimmermann was because no one else showed up to every single 8am American History lecture for an entire year without even thinking about skipping, no one has such a reliably consistent schedule. When people say he’s insane, it’s with a sense of reverence, he’s insanely disciplined, insanely dedicated, insanely strong. No more impulse, only actions that have been completely and utterly thought through.

jack zimmermann in the NHL is like “i am insane 🤷‍♂️😌” and that makes him play pranks in the locker room and pick bitty up and toss him over his shoulder for no reason, it makes him say, “have you ever thought about how i’d look with frosted tips?” half to see what George would say and half because he’s considering it. It makes him get a dog with more energy than he has. It makes him just say, “I’m getting grumpy, I’m gonna go home now, but this was a fun party,” without feeling bad about it. It makes him a little gentler with himself, it makes him fucking hilarious. It makes him go to therapy pretty regularly. It makes him text Tater at 2 in the morning to tell him that he just bought a “happy birthday” cake even though it’s nobody’s birthday so they can leave it in the player’s lounge to make everybody nervous and think they forgot someone’s birthday. jack zimmermann in the NHL is like, “i am insane, we knew that, let’s move on,” and good for him

[bshitty]

jack negotiates a payment plan where he just deposits $100 to the sin bin bimonthly so that Bitty can call him honey unimpeded