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I love reading old literature and getting slapped in the face with several slurs and racist stereotypes

#emma by jane austen #im not vague posting #this is specifically about emmw #but applies to so many other books

sugar-masochist

Did you know? The payout for an assassin is called a slaycheck!

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bubbl3s-dot-jpg

Boooo 🍅🍅🍅

Im watching Romeo and Juliet in the park.

Romeo: thou cutt'st my head off with a golden ax and smilest upon the stroke that murders me.

Random person beside me: Think positive, Romeo

#Romeo and Juliet #Shakespeare in the park #the moral is #go to public theater #its better than you could imagine #also id like to add #romeo and juliet is such a comedy that takes a sharp turn at tybalts death #like i know this is retread ground #but you just feel like theres a chance these silly kids could make it

Im watching Romeo and Juliet in the park.

Romeo: thou cutt'st my head off with a golden ax and smilest upon the stroke that murders me.

Random person beside me: Think positive, Romeo

#Romeo and Juliet #Shakespeare in the park #the moral is #go to public theater #its better than you could imagine #also id like to add #romeo and juliet is such a comedy that takes a sharp turn at tybalts death #like i know this is retread ground #but you just feel like theres a chance these silly kids could make it

sunnylucy31

Have just finished listening to the Scholomance trilogy, and I think it’s pretty thoroughly embedded itself as a new favorite of mine. Which is why I’m somewhat disheartened to see how small the fandom is. Only 280 fics total on AO3? Might have to help do something about that…

orangcs

kyoya’s reluctant day out!

laine-975

my egg :)

dancing-eel

Just reread howls moving castle!! and i had to draw them

sarchiba

No because this is how every Howl/Sophie interaction plays out in the book

I love both the book and movie dearly but Howl's Moving Castle is one of my favorite books so I'm a little biased and I'm Normal about the things that I like

contemplativepervert

Been reading howls moving castle lately and i do love how idgaf maxxing sophie is about. Everything. Learns her sisters swapped places bc one wanted to learn magic while the other wanted a family😐👍 gets turned into an old lady by the wicked witch of the waste😐👍 meets a fire demon and makes a contract w him before taking a nap on a cozy chair😐👍 learns shes a witch ans has been speaking magic into every hat she ever made😐👍 like i strive to give that little of a fuck. Which is contrasted to howl going on a neurotic spiral every two pages

essaimart

☝️ one

sugar-masochist

Book so good it makes you want to (remembering that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health)... get into a problematic lesbian situationship in my 20s

sugar-masochist

back from the situationship, DO NOT DO THIS ONE