Dearest Clowns, Chess Pieces, Ribbons, and Ragdolls please remember:
Glitch tried as hard as they could to minimise the gap between cinematic and YT release of TADC 9 and REGARDLESS it (repeat after me):
WILL. NOT. BE. THEIR. FAULT. IF. PEOPLE. RUIN. IT.
I swear sm ppl saying "it's Glitch's fault because they're releasing it early!!" That is THE BIGGEST self report omd it's just a different way of saying "I'm going to see the cinematic premiere and plan to spoil it!"
There is no changing the cinematic release. There IS agreeing to not spoil it! And, best part is, this isn't the Prisoner's Dilemma!: You don't lose anything if you DON'T spoil it and someone ELSE does!
I was shocked that Caine had escalated to straight up violence until he started reflecting on ānot having funā and then I realised he was still trying to entertain the cast, even through force, he doesnāt understand it as terrifying like they do
I don't know, but if I were to hazard a guess, perhaps bubble? Because I think it was only caine that got killed, and we saw that bubble may be stronger/more lucid in this episode than we gave him credit for in past episodes. But that's just a theory...
Iām gonna be honest, I actually donāt think itās Bubble because remember the two blob things at the start? I think Caine was meant to represent the red one, the first that made mistakes and havoc and was later contained, and then Bubble represents the blue one, C&Aās do over that does the right thing and remained until consumed by the red blob. So I think that Bubble may have also been trying to mess Caine up to get rid of him or something⦠I hope this makes sense š
Always good to reference Film Theory whenever possible š
I was shocked that Caine had escalated to straight up violence until he started reflecting on ānot having funā and then I realised he was still trying to entertain the cast, even through force, he doesnāt understand it as terrifying like they do
75. Percabeth -64
Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
76. Hucklerobby
Dennis 'Huckleberry' Whitaker & Michael 'Robby' Robinavitch, The Pitt
77. Bunnydoll
Jax & Ragatha, The Amazing Digital Circus
78. Wangxian -25
Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
79. Shadowpeach -19
Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid
80. Eternalberry
Hollyberry Cookie & Eternal Sugar Cookie, the Cookie Run franchise
81. Odypen
Odysseus & Penelope, EPIC: The Musical
82. Mizisua
Mizi & Sua, Alien Stage
83. Sterek
Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
84. Shadowvanilla
Pure Vanilla & Shadow Milk, the Cookie Run franchise
85. Moshang
Mobei-Jun & Shang Qinghua, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
86. Spideypool
Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe
87. Davekat 0
Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
88. Heavymedic
Heavy Weapons Guy & Medic, Team Fortress 2
89. Lumax
Lucas Sinclair & Max Mayfield, Stranger Things
90. Sonamy
Sonic the Hedgehog & Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog
91. Rookanis
Rook & Lucanis Dellamorte, Dragon Age: The Veilguard
92. Zoeystery
Zoey & Mystery, KPop Demon Hunters
93. Poolverine -90
Wade Wilson & Logan Howlett, the Marvel universe
94. Everlark -12
Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
95. Clois
Clark Kent & Lois Lane, Superman
96. Johnlock
John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
97. Agathario -21
Agatha Harkness & Rio Vidal, the Marvel universe
98. Stolitz -64
Stolas & Blitzo, Helluva Boss
99. Devil's Minion
Armand & Daniel Molloy, Interview with the Vampire & The Vampire Chronicles
100. Skystar
Skyfire & Starscream, Transformers
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from 2024. Bolded ships werenāt on the list last year.
*And, it turnes out we love pure vanilla xĀ shadow milk so much, our data actually pulled it twice. Woops! We hope you enjoy nonetheless, and thank you for understandingā£ļø
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