mycelium given humanoid form

She/They, "Spore" if you want a name

[temporarilytrappedincarcosa]

Hello Trafficblr, I owe you an apology. I thought you guys were exaggerating stuff in order to make your ships but no, they are really just like that. Martyn and Mumbo get married. Grian and Mumbo have an interaction in which one of them calls the other handsome and then they forget which of them it was and both try to claim that they called the other handsome. Everyone I saw in Double Life not only insisted on the soulmate terminology, but persistently used language usually associated with marriage and romance. Special mention to Grian building a heart for BigB. Whatever the fuck is going on with Scarian. Joel and Lizzie are literally married.

[your-fav-fun-gal]

WELCOME TO THE DESERT!!

(we're all freaks)

[dandiiiz]

A drawing of @maddiewhovian fic cuz it's so peak

I love it

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Version without stickers below 🙇

[your-fav-fun-gal]

Oh my god it's nightmonkey

[constantlycantankerous]

you do not get to know what my genitals are, stop inventing new ways to ask.

[your-fav-fun-gal]

Feminine male gender envy is actually the biggest mindfuck as a tgirl bc what the actual do you mean my brain whined and whined and whined about being a m@n and then turned around and went "us when tho? 🫣"

[your-fav-fun-gal]

It's still crazy to me how the Duffers really looked at all the discriminated against queer people in their audience from a show about outcasts and found family and then trashed them with Season 5's writing and expect to make the same amount of money

[ehumphr1]

felt like drawing her in a cute dress, bonus points if you can solve the sudoku lol

[your-fav-fun-gal]

The things I do for the bit

[liache]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[gutsygills]

why it so dangerous to be clean

[catholic-aviator-deactivated201]

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

[thegoodfoothousehold]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

[theraphos]

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

[cumaeansibyl]

reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please don’t get fancy

[aeliad]

Pick one. Stick with that one. 

[your-fav-fun-gal]

Holy shit it's done

Chapter 1 of "Fusion, Freedom, Forwardbound" is on AO3! I'm your_fan_fic_gal there!

[your-fav-fun-gal]

People who think blue cheese is the right of passage to refined adulthood need to fuck right off

[polutropos-puppyboy]

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.

if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

[your-fav-fun-gal]

IT BEGINS

THE FANFICTION IS NEIGH

[cipher-of-the-round-table]

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

[welcome-listeners-to-night-vale]

trans women are women

[your-fav-fun-gal]

Pot comforting the kettles etc etc headpats for all of you

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[your-fav-fun-gal]

I love my cutie pamooties and I hope you all know that

I will be bringing cinnamon rolls to the potluck this Saturday

[your-fav-fun-gal]

DEVOURING the idea of Aventurine while writing my fic (currently that's completely unrelated).

Like someone previously in an abusive relationship and someone raised with """conservative""" beliefs love each other enough to overcome their past experiences.

[your-fav-fun-gal]

Foreshadowing's more like a forebarelydimming here

[your-fav-fun-gal]

I audibly retched when I watched SUF for the first time because what the fuck do you mean Bluebird has 2 sets of legs.

How have I never noticed that

That's fucking horrible

[your-fav-fun-gal]

Headcanoning that the other 2 keys are Cobalt and Calcie