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elijah; (they/them); gemini; the frat. usually asleep, drunk, or tweeting. f4f @betterthanwood. getting drunk with a blue caterpillar. #irlegyptiangoddess #professionaldumbass

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natashaxquinn:

“This is insane; why did we come all the way here if we were just going to stay inside? I could have stayed inside at home,” Natasha fixed the person across from her with a pointed glare. “And I swear if you come about with some excuse about the weather or the likelihood of us dying…”

“you know -- no one is stopping you from going outside. we can go build a snowman or have a snowball fight or you could join me for a smoke -- but you’ll probably have to wear three billion jackets.”

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skylarrioux:

“I - I’m sorry, I’m just a little out of it. Please, continue. I’m listening.”

“oh -- girl, it’s fine. i was just saying. what if, like, the aliens are waitin’ for us? like, what if one night, it’s super cold and we’re all bundled up and that’s when they strike and they take us away and just, like, run tests on us. you know? you probably don’t care -- sorry. are you okay, though?”

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“i don’t know if i ever told you this, but my middle name is actually elijah. it’s a family name, even my brother’s got it, so you can understand my confusion.”

“oh, yeah? what a nice middle name! so, like -- there’s tons of elijah’s that look just like you walking around?”

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bcrserker:

“I meant green as in marijuana. But I guess he has green in his hair.”

“damn. first he’s stealing my food and now he’s not sharing his drugs? i’m personally offended. we’ve got to hunt this monster down.”

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junemp3:

june could feel the heat immediately travel to his cheeks at the sound of the other’s voice, and then he found himself breaking out into a big smile. elijah was almost too cute bundled up in a blanket on top of their pajamas, and  the small snort that came out of his mouth as the other struck a pose was involuntarily. if he weren’t so amused he’d remember to be embarrassed. “you not only look good, but you look incredibly cute.” he mulled it over for a second, chewing on the inside of his lip and dramatically reaching into his back pocket, “i guess you could be in the vlog, for a second, if you’re really cool and interesting.”

“oh -- june. when don’t i look super cute, though?” there was a smile flashed in june’s direction. “oh, really? now i’m nervous.” they wrinkled up their nose and took a few steps closer, tightening the blanket around their frame. “what should i say? ‘yo, yo, yo. welcome to my crib, youtube. i’m staying with the june park. we’re here in - blackwood mountains, right?” they ran their fingers through their hair and huffed dramatically. “but -- anyways. i’m always really cool ad interesting and whenever i’m in your vlog, you’re gonna get tons of -- what are they called? subscribers?”

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ofrubylyn:

“…no. obviously not. innocent until proven guilty?”

“yeah -- i guess. but you look pretty guilty. and you sort of smell like ham. but -- it’s fine. if you ate my sandwich, i mean. i was saving it for something very important but i guess you’ll just have to make me a new one.”

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bcrserker:

“–Don’t look at me like that. It wasn’t me. I swear. It was probably the green smoking kid.”

“the green smoking kid? i mean - i know there’s a lot of kids who smoke, but i’ve never seen a green one.”

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“okay, so, there was this thing in the fridge and it said ‘elijah’ on it with a bunch of flowrs and since your name obviously isn’t elijah, you obviously didn’t eat it --- right?”

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cameronbosley:

If you walk past a broken vase, I just want you to know that it most definitely wasn’t me.

i really don’t believe you. which one did you break? maybe we can -- like -- glue it back together.

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assholexinxboots:

“This sucks. I can’t even wear my cute outfits with how cold it is.”

“you know, you could probably still wear them if you throw a jacket or two on.”

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thatawkwardrorywilliams:

“I think the heater system needs a serious upgrade.”

“or you could kick it a couple of times.”

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junemp3:

june was in full vlogger mode, camera outstretched and pointed at his own face, “it’s so cold here, if anything else doesn’t kill me i’ll definitely freeze to death.” at that exact moment, when the word ‘death’ had just left his lips he noticed the other person coming his way. he tried to close the camera and have it put away before they could come too close. you’d think after nearly a full year of vlogging he’d be used to people catching him in the act, but his cheeks still betrayed him as they turned a deep shade of pink. “uh, i’m sorry, i was just… vlogging. this is so embarrassing, please pretend you never saw that.”

elijah was exploring (to be honest, they were lost) the house that they’ve been staying in, whenever they heard someone else speaking. they walked faster whenever they recognized the voice -- june was probably talking to himself or vlogging again. “you know what’s embarrassing?” they mused, their nose wrinkling. “getting lost trying to find the bathroom. and the fact that you won’t let me in your vlog! i mean - i know i’m a little under dressed,” the brunette was in pajamas's and had a blanket wrapped around their shoulders, but they dramatically dropped it and struck a pose. “i still look good.”

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HI im posting this even tho my follow hasnt been posted and IM just here to introduce myself cos im logging off soon

my name is abby and i use them/they pronouns and i am grant gustin, nina dobrev, and rami malek trash...........

i dont have much figured out for elijah yet but they’re basically a smol princess,,,, ALSO im rlly excited to be in this rpg wtf i love until dawn 

im saving gifs of rami and then logging off?? i have a kik if anyone wants it AND ill be on after school to reply to starters and post my own probably

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