DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO???

THE ONLY THING BIGGER THAN MY MUSCLES IS MY EGO

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i'm JUST SAYING that if your phone wallpaper is a picture of the joker vaping, you are completely and utterly unfuckable. that's all.

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

JACKING OFF IS EVEN BETTER WITH A VAPE

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

HAS ANYONE INVENTED ASSHOLE VAPING YET??

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

ITS TIME FOR SATURDAY NIGHT BI!!!!!

*starts having sex with a man*

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

ITS THURSDAY.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i NEED to listen to uptown fuck!!!!!

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

not what its called.

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

HELP IT WENT DOWN MY ENTIRE THROAT

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my huge cock is so wet and slippery

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

GET YOUR FUCKING DICK OUT OF THE TOILET BOWL

[woodyisahugetwink]

‼️‼️‼️god is sucking and fucking in the parking lot!!!! ‼️‼️‼️ 😳😨😵‍💫

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if i don’t stop shitting in five minutes im going to blow my brains out

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

MY THIGHS ARE THICK AND MEATY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

Why is buff buzz marked as sensitive but YOU FUCKING ARENT

apparently vaping is MORE nsfw than having a huge cock

who’d have thunk???

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

SHUT UP YOU BITCH IM STUCK IN A BLURRY VOID WITHOUT MY VAPE. THE NAZIS AND PORNBOTS ARE RUNNING AROUND THE PLACE LIKE HEPATITIS AND I CAN’T SEE MY FUCKING DICK

I CAN’T SEE MY FUCKING DICK, YOU HEAR?????

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

…..y’all hear something?

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT????

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

MONSTER ENERGY FUCK HARD FUCK SMART

WEAR A CONDOM OR I’LL KICK YOU UP THE COCK

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

I TOUchED A TOUGH CUNT

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

BASED

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

I KILL BIGOTS WITH MY CAR

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

BITCHES THINK IM SEXUAL

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

MY HOLE IS MOLDY

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

GOT STONED

WENT TO HELL

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

I’M A CHAD BECAUSE I VAPE MY OWN PISS