HUGE.

like bigger than the eiffel tower. it hurts to live sometimes.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my penis got a parking ticket the other day.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

let the bodies fuck my holes

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i go to the doctor

i show the doctor my hole

i am kicked out of the building

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

bastardization is the opposite of bimbofication

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if my cock grew legs i would send it to the store to get groceries

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

don’t bother me. i’m inserting a floppy dick into my computer.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

having diarrhea is a sport

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

got kicked out of krispy kreme for fucking the holes

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

I DON’T RESPECT MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i see god whenever i put a finger up my ass hole

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

I ALWAYS GET A BONER WHEN I TAKE THE BUS

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

going to walmart to buy paper towels and get sucked off by werewolves

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sometimes there is a cock in your asshole

sometimes you sit on the toilet and blast chunks out your asshole

much to think about

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

whipping the pope with my penis

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

WOODY AND I ARE ON A MISSION TO STEAL JD VANCE’S FORESKIN

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my cock smells like a septic tank.

probably because i put it inside a septic tank.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sometimes woody grabs my dick and puts it up his nose