HUGE.

like bigger than the eiffel tower. it hurts to live sometimes.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

having diarrhea is a sport

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

got kicked out of krispy kreme for fucking the holes

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

I DON’T RESPECT MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i see god whenever i put a finger up my ass hole

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

I ALWAYS GET A BONER WHEN I TAKE THE BUS

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

going to walmart to buy paper towels and get sucked off by werewolves

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sometimes there is a cock in your asshole

sometimes you sit on the toilet and blast chunks out your asshole

much to think about

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

whipping the pope with my penis

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

WOODY AND I ARE ON A MISSION TO STEAL JD VANCE’S FORESKIN

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my cock smells like a septic tank.

probably because i put it inside a septic tank.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sometimes woody grabs my dick and puts it up his nose

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if they don’t make penis flavoured oreos i am going to kill myself

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i'm JUST SAYING that if your phone wallpaper is a picture of the joker vaping, you are completely and utterly unfuckable. that's all.

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sorry, i can't hear you over the size of my dick

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i'm JUST SAYING that if your phone wallpaper is a picture of the joker vaping, you are completely and utterly unfuckable. that's all.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i’m about to suck his entire genome right out of his cock

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my cock has powers

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i put my cock in the washing machine and now it’s all wrinkled

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

maybe ironing it will help