HUGE. @buzzlightyearhugecock - Tumblr Blog

my penis got a parking ticket the other day.

let the bodies fuck my holes

i go to the doctor

i show the doctor my hole

i am kicked out of the building

bastardization is the opposite of bimbofication

if my cock grew legs i would send it to the store to get groceries

don’t bother me. i’m inserting a floppy dick into my computer.

having diarrhea is a sport

got kicked out of krispy kreme for fucking the holes

I DON’T RESPECT MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i see god whenever i put a finger up my ass hole

I ALWAYS GET A BONER WHEN I TAKE THE BUS

going to walmart to buy paper towels and get sucked off by werewolves

sometimes there is a cock in your asshole

sometimes you sit on the toilet and blast chunks out your asshole

much to think about

whipping the pope with my penis

WOODY AND I ARE ON A MISSION TO STEAL JD VANCE’S FORESKIN

my cock smells like a septic tank.

probably because i put it inside a septic tank.

sometimes woody grabs my dick and puts it up his nose

HUGE.