Let's all get naked!

Headcannons and such for beetlejuice! Reqs open! Background from official netherling

[langdonsfallen]

i just keep imagining him saying this to me..

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i think i will become a creature.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*scuttles*

[totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes]

BJ *to the Maitlands*: Sorry I’m not your cup of tea. I’m not even my own cup of tea. I’m barely a cup and I dont like tea. I’m more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water. Sorry I’m not your Rusty Bucket of Haunted Bog Water

[bumblejuice]

Beetlejuice walking his cerberus, Kevin in the Netherworld.

[filmcityworld1]

[yippeeeeeeeeeeeee]

did someone do this already or

[t-i-g-g-s]

I should be asleep but instead im here thinking about the musical again

[lmao-peepeepoopoo-killme-deacti]

the zombie,

the rat,

the pervert,

B- to the double E-J-F-Q

( and jesus he can’t spell )

[mimiscappinisideblog]

Beetlejuice trying to ask his sos to be his Valentine

Okay I kinda cheated in this one? 

I took inspiration from @beetlebitchywitch Valentine fanfic (you definitely should read it cuz is so cute and fuffly so here’s the link!)

If you read this I love your work ♥

[kbearart]

chaotic stupid sibling energy

[ducklikethedaffy2]

I drew the local mad lad!

feat @dorinah and whoever else was in that drawing session ^^

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

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the whole being dead thing but youre emily deetz and this gay demon rat is singing over your grave

[filmcityworld1]

[softbeej]

How does beej react when you tell him you want to ride his face because his scruff really gets you going

 - ur in the middle of making out

- “Beej-”  u say as u pull back

- “Mm?” his voice is all deep and horny and when he does pull back he doesn’t take his eyes off ur lips,,

- “You think we could… try something new tonight?”

- his eyes flick from ur lips to ur eyes

- “something new? uh-huh, yeah of course, y/n! I’d love to! What’d you have in mind?!” 

- hes INTO IT. into it.

- ur totally blushing and so flustered

- “Um- i was kinda thinking… we could.. i mean I could.. sit on your face? I guess?”

- if he wasnt already rock hard up until now, then he definitely was now

- his licks his teeth and looks at u SO seductively 

- “Well what’re you waiting for? Get over here…”

[bugjooce]

Can i have hcs for Beetlejuice meeting his s/o family (sister/brother included) if you can that would be amazing! :)

☆ hes so nervous about it

☆ wants to make a good impression on them

☆ he washes his clothes and showers, even!

☆ his hair is rapidly changing between colors

☆ sweaty as hell

☆ "but babe, what if they dont like me?"

☆ "they're gonna love you! Calm down"

☆ he makes you give him some basics on your family on the ride there

☆ brings gifts for everyone

☆ they're all super weird (old rat, peanuts, a handful of buttons)

☆ you called ahead and warned everyone that hes a little....abstract

☆ they dont understand the gifts but they're all happy to meet him, nonetheless

☆ your parents are asking a million questions

☆ "what are your plans with my child"

☆ he answers every question perfectly

☆ your siblings love him

☆ think hes so cool and unique

☆ after dinner, he helps your dad do dishes and you all go play ball outside

☆ hes not coordinated enough for this at all

☆ you fall and scrape your knee, and beej comes to the rescue

☆ helps you up and makes you laugh

☆ that sealed the deal for everyone and he was in

☆ hes so happy on the ride home

☆ "they loved me, babes! I'm totally part of the family"

☆ smiling ear to ear

[the-emptiness-of-space]

Adam, you don’t recognise me?

I’m your father.

*pauses* ...

*laughs it off*

*really pauses*

...

*sudden realisation*

...dad?

Oh Adam, you are...

Adorable.

*smooch*

*barbra goes nyoooom*

*barbra rage*

*adam and barbra rage*

*raAAGE*

[hereliesbeetlejuice]

Alex Brightman really just uhhh went ahead and made Beetlejuice hot huh. He really did that.

[fright-of-their-lives]

I love the dirty demon man