Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).
I take these meds that can make it hard to finish. I like to think about dex working sooo hard to make me cum. Abusing my cunt until he thinks im properly satisfied
me too im on 200mg of zoloft :(
poor baby would do anything and everything to make sure ur satisfied, he wants to make you feel as good as you make him feel!! he would be so determined to hit your g spot until youre cumming all over him :(
being the fisks’ innocent-minded clueless and naive daughter who has no idea what her parents actually do
and being in a tension-filled love triangle with the lawyer your dad hates and the assassin your dad also hates
Matt using you to get dirt and Dex playing with you without giving away his identity :>>>>>>>
then dex kidnaps you in the dd suit, keeping you and taunting matt with the fact that he may or may not tell you her favorite lawyer is actually a vigilante >_<
OK, but imagine Remmick at your door every night listening to your breath as you hide behind a door, just a step away, but it feels like a decade away to him.
Your husband is sleeping in your shared bed as you watch another man beg for your affection. Watching Remmick like this, kneeling on your porch as he tears up, awakens something in you, but you would never admit it.
He wanted to make you his queen, a goddess to be worshiped and followed blindly. He could give you anything you want, everything your husband couldn´t.
He wants you and him to live happily ever after; he dreams about finding you in every reincarnation.
Do vampires dream? Sleep is a luxury for people who have nothing to worry about; a sinner like him doesn´t have that luxury. He has too much blood on his hands, and every time he tries to sleep, he can hear the screams of people he took to this dark life of hiding in the shadows with him.
🥪}He will surf the whole internet for hours looking for zoombie movies to watch with you.
🥪}Makes zombie theme sandwiches when you´re sad.
🥪}Would 100% dress up as a zombie couple with you on hallowen,the thought of you so close to his face while you do his makeup is enough to make him blush.
🥪}will buy anything zombie related and gift it to you.
🐡You are his favorite hero ever! Not only because you are his partner, but because you have awesome powers and have even more awesome ways to use them!
🐡Prepare to get your mouth all wet after a kiss. Waterboy produces more saliva than the average person.
🐡Melts every time you both go on a mission together.
🐡If you say he did well on a mission, he will immediately get all shy and nervous.
🐡Everyone who knows him knows you.
🐡He wore a tie on his first day as a hero; he wanted to make a good impression. You thought he looked silly and cute.
🐡 If you're taller than him, just know he LOVES the height difference.
Content warning!:Sam is obsessed,reader is a anawhere of his emotions,no use of y/n(if i forgot any warnings pls tell me!)
Author note:english isnt my first language,sorry for any grammar mistakes
🫎Since you first revealed yourself to the Winchester brothers,Sam couldn't bring himself to forget you.
🫎But it was normal,right?he was just curious about you.
🫎He started to ask dumb questions,only so he could hear you voice.
🫎"why did you choose that vessel?" "Why are you helping us?" "How long have you know Cass?"
🫎Sam didnt like he way you were so serious. He understands you are a warrior of God and always have to keep your guard up,but he wants to make you laugh!
🫎Sam convinced you to hang around more at the bunker.
🫎He didnt force you to love him,he just waited for you to realize you were made for each other.
🫎Is he nervous around you?yes,a lot.
🫎Sam would humiliate himself on a attempt to impress you and he convinces himself he saw the corner of your mouth move into a grin.
🫎Sam is pathetic,you can insult him and he will still see as a perfect being who deserved to be worshiped.
👻It wasn´t the first time the Winchester brothers encountered the "ghostfacers", the real ghost hunters, as they like to call themselves.
👻It was supposed to be a quick hunt, free the ghosts from a curse that tied them to a haunted house, and boom, he would be in a crappy motel by midnight. But of course, he was wrong. When the brothers arrived at the house, they saw the ghostfacers' van parked outside.
👻And when they entered the house, they immediately saw the bright flashlight from the group.
👻And of course, Ed was the first to approach Dean and Sam and question them.
👻While Sam tried to calm Ed down, Dean had his eyes on you. You, who was innocently recording the house, a little away from the group.
👻 Dean always wondered why you were with those idiots; you looked too perfect to be there, in his opinion.
👻After Sam and Ed spent around 20 minutes trying to solve whatever problem Ed had with the Winchester brothers, Ed gave the idea to make duos and explore the house.
👻Dean immediately grabbed, saying he was going to be your duo because you were the less 'annoying' member of the Ghostfacers, your arm, and went to the basement with you.
👻You couldnt lie, you were pretty excited he chose you.
👻You spent that whole alone time with him recording him. He obviously told you to stop, but you kept going, this time trying to be more sneaky. He noticed, but didn't say anything.
👻And after all the screaming and anxiety the hunt caused, Sam was getting ready to leave; he stood next to the impala while Dean approached you, who was sitting on the ground, clearly tired.
👻As soon as he says his goodbyes, you immediately start talking about Ed´s blog and the few theories you wrote on it. Dean tells you he will never check it out, but he does.
👻Later, when Sam was asleep in the creepy motel bed, Dean was sitting on the bed with his laptop on his lap, researching Ed´s blog for all the crazy stuff you posted there.
👻In the morning, you open your laptop and see a new like on your post, "your-local_pie.lover" liked it, and you just somehow know it was Dean.
content warning: suggestive themes, blood mention, not 100% canon(?), no use of y/n, stalk mention.
author´s note: I hate this, but I really wanted to get rid of it, so I decided to post it.
He is an angel of the Lord. A warrior.
He shouldn't fall for a mere vampire, a sinner by nature.
But he couldn't stop himself when you looked at him with your shiny eyes and red lips, that's why your first kiss happened.
You were a "good vampire", or so Sam says, staying at the bunker.
Castiel tried to see the good in you, but no matter what, he always had a bad feeling about you. But he couldn´t help but wonder how it would feel to have you drain blood from his neck, which he knew was wrong to think about, but he couldn´t help it. Who could blame him? You were pretty, even for an ancient vampire.
He stalks you to make sure you´re safe, not in a creepy way; he has no idea it is viewed as creepy!
But you´re not dumb, you know he stalks you. But it´s cute to see him thinking he is sneaky.
He tries to flirt but fails miserably, but who cares? You love his little attempts.
You tease him, whisper flirty lines to him, but he just gets more confused and tilts his head.
And how can you resist when he asks you about all the human pleasures? You’ve been around the longest; you certainly know what you're talking about.
🕰️ When he enters a local library, he expects to see the most ancient books and modern books living in harmony.
🕰️But this time was different; this time, he saw you, the most beautiful human he has ever seen.
🕰️When he arrives home, he writes poems about your beauty, unable to forget about you.
🕰️The next week, Aziraphale goes to the same library, same hour, same minute, same second, same day to see if you´re there again.
🕰️And there you are, looking as shiny as ever - he thinks of you so lightly that it doesn´t even look like he met you a week ago.
🕰️But today is different; today, he will speak to you.
🕰️"Is this seat taken?" he asks while standing awkwardly looking at you, waiting for your silent approval, which you gave.
🕰️He sits next to you at the small table in the corner of the library.
🕰️After many seconds of asking you the basic questions like "how are you?", "What´s your name?" and so on, he finally asks you to meet him at a nearby coffee shop next week, which you accept kindly.
🕰️He was nervous. Really, really nervous. Did it go against any Heavenlu rule? Probably, but he was already hooked.
🕰️The so mighty, exciting, special day comes. He puts on the best suit he owns - the usual suit he wears every day- but he made sure it was so clean it could shine under the sun.
🕰️The cafe was beautiful, well-decorated with plants and amazing art.
🕰️He orders a black tea with butterscotch and cookies, you order a coffee and a cupcake.
🕰️After the small "date" -that Aziraphale swore wasn´t a date- you invited him to another date, telling him how nice and kind he is. He immediately accepts, and he was already excited for a second, but after you invite him to a crepe house, he gets more excited.
🕰️He spends the whole time thinking about you, writing even more about how pretty you are.
🕰️At the crepe house, he brings you flowers.
🕰️The afternoon ends with you two at his bookstore/home, talking about all kinds of books.
🕰️It starts getting late, you pick up your coat while saying your goodbyes, but Aziraphale asks you to stay. You first refuse, not wanting to disturb him, but he insists, and you finally accept because you want to spend more time with him.
🕰️The scent of old paper and candles wakes you up, and you notice Aziraphale woke up first. He was in the living room, tea on the table with some freshly-baked croissants.
🕰️When you walk in, he looks up with a warm smile that says he’s been waiting for you to join him all along.
🕰️You both eat breakfast peacefully, talking about when you will see each other again.
🔍He met you when Hughie mentioned you had left hero life behind, saying you were tired of being Vought´s puppet and them trying to sell your image as a cheap whore with the short uniform.
🔍So, what's better than calling a supe to join a team where everyone else hates supes?
🔍You wanted a calm and still life, no more being recognized as the 'Supe who rebelled against poor Vought, who did nothing wrong' in every corner you turned.
🔍When the team first talked to you, but they convinved you when they said you could get your revenge.
🔍His first reaction? anger. He calls you every slur for Supes he can think of.
🔍And after a lot of disagreement, you join The Boys.
🔍Butcher will always start a fight whenever he can, just to see if you crack and prove you're just like any other supe.
🔍But Billy starts to see you as a person; he notices there´s no malice behind your eyes or in your actions.
🔍Working together led you two to get close, sharing life experiences.
🔍In one of your fights, you were alone at a safehouse with him. You shove him, insulting him with every name you can think of, and suddenly, he has you against the wall, and he kisses you like you´re the only thing he needs.
🔍After that, Billy doesn´t look you in the eyes for weeks.
🔍You hate being vulnerable. Vought had taught you to be strong all the time, but you let some of your walls down when he patches you up.
🔍And after the big mission is over, you kept hanging around him.
🔍He would occasionally visit you in your small house in the middle of nowhere.
SUMMARY: headcanons of Adrian Chase as your boyfriend.
CW: suggestive themes,
🧜♂️Adrian once used Peacemaker´s X-ray vision helmet to try and spy on you while you showered, but it didn't go well because he could only see your bones and not your body.
🧜♂️he would stop kissing you just to tell an insect fact that he remembered.
🧜♂️talks about you 24/7.
🧜♂️flirts with you mid missions, so expect him to try to show off as he kills a gang you were trying to stop.
🧜♂️overnalyses your actions, Adrian thinks it will help him understand you.
🧜♂️5/10 boyfriend and 100/10 partner, that's the vibe of your relationship.
🧜♂️will call you mid crossfire because he misses you.
🧜♂️loves cuddles.
🧜♂️Adrian notices things about you that others miss: little changes in mood, tiny habits, the way your lips twitch when you’re lying—or trying to hide excitement.
🧜♂️Loves playing boardgames with you.
🧜♂️I think he is a DnD nerd and player, so every character of his has a version of you as their wife.
🧜♂️He is loyal, a type of loyalty where he would run even if another girl asked what time it is.
🧜♂️he yaps every time he can´t sleep, so you will hear facts about animals until you fall asleep.