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huffylemon

radiofreederry

shitsncraps

avvocarlo

the lonesome boner seems to shoot a load at night

awbrainno

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

futch-disaster

incredible gender homie! can ı raw you?

effemimaniac

bro whys your i circumcised

vympr

fortooate

i hate it when people are like omg no the naughty squirrel is getting into the bird feeder!

that is squirrel food as well also. you put it out into your backyard which is the squirrels houses as well. in what sense is that not food for the squirrel. cop mindset honestly i do not trust it

fortooate

putting a tasty pastrami sandwich outside but the plate says ONLY FOR VIRGOS

picsthatmakeyougohmm

thatdisasterauthor

She keeps waking up too late for the sunny patch and then staring at me like it’s MY fault.

thatdisasterauthor

Now she's EXTRA mad because I pulled her cat tower away from the back window (due to, ya know, incoming -50f temps) AND had the audacity to cover all the windows with blankets AND one of them is her favorite blanket.

She's having a very bad day.

Also. She's so bowling ball shaped.

mylittleredgirl

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.