oh hello

24. Amateur bog witch. Professional Bi disaster. Meme central.

[joshlovesyou]

[vintar]

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

[jhscdood]

as the anesthesiologist was wheeling me into the OR, i grabbed the nurse’s hand as we passed her, and i said, “I’LL BE RIGHT BACK, I’VE GOT TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST.”

my journey to the OR was temporarily delayed because said anesthesiologist was bent at the waist, in hysterics, and took several minutes to collect himself.

[teathattast]

[brucebocchi]

[official-lucifers-child]

wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob

[official-lucifers-child]

b e h o l d

[breakfast-deadman]

Unrestrained Joy

[anythinggoesfandoms]

Bob: beheld

[liquidlyrium]

:V

[tilthat]

TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

[onion-souls]

And now the hairy little bastards never will

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Are you okay

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

The results are inconclusive on that.

[6balls]

whenever I talk to my cat about some human related business and he just walks away I think of this image

[zeelatunes]

thought of a really lame joke

[zeelatunes]

im glad people knew exactly what i was going for

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

there will be blood? like. you promise?

[dykemd]

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

[gwennovynne]

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

[dor3-deactivated20220605]

[kalichnikov]

[kalichnikov]

5 things you'll do at Buffalo wild wings

[thesecretuncle]

The names of five guys from Five Guys

[rnysterydisease]

[heathenhouse]

GO GIRL!!!! GIVE US ROT!!! GIVE US DECAY! RETURN TO THE EARTH

[tiktokstowatch]

[typhlonectes]

Cat plays theremin

[seerauber-entartete]

the sustained note with the big-eyed stare... like... yes that sound is a perfect auditory representation of what is going on in the cat’s brain

[little-robin-h00d]

@is-the-cat-video-cute​ ?