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@built-for-destruction-blog
I’m gonna be slow. I have a really bad headache right now.
monstre--maudit:
Jabberwock shook his head at the offer of something to drink. “No, anything warm will make me lazier, and I can’t have coffee. Even being against you is making me drowsy.” He mumbled. The Guardian loosely wrapped his arms around Hatter’s waist, his cheek now resting against his mate’s chest after receiving his affections. “Oh, I know it won’t and you are his father… I know he misses you and I know he misses me because I’m so exhausted.” He pursed his lips at the thought of returning back to his roots. He shook his head instead, “No, not until Emrys is older, he needs a mother figure just as much as he needs a father growing up.”
♙∬ “Well, my love, if you insist. What has you so tired? You’re not sick, are you, Jabby? You’d...tell me if you were, right? I worry about you sometimes, with how your health can be. Especially since I know being Juliet for a year & a half was tiring when you got back after she finished breast feeding.” The younger chain knelt, his arm hooking behind his mate’s knees while his other supported his upper back as Hatter hoisted him up. “I know he needs a mom, but it’s not like you’d never see him. But I understand what you mean. It’d be his bedtime not long after you woke up. But please, don’t push yourself. I want you to be healthy, & you’re really worrying me. You’re not falling back into depression are you? I’m sorry, I should make more time to visit you. Maybe I should have moved in when you suggested it the first time...”
monstre--maudit:
“I don’t know why I’m so tired, I’ve been resting, I even had to give Emrys to Raven for a few days because I’ve done nothing but sleep.” A soft sigh escaped the noir’s lips, enjoying the gentle affection given by the young Chain. “It’s not…that I need help, but it’s not that I don’t appreciate it either. But I do miss you and the company would be nice.” A soft chuckle escaped the bird’s lips and he nuzzled against the taller man. “Thank you, Hatter.”
♙∬ “Well, it doesn’t sound good, whatever the reason. Perhaps I can wake you up? How about I make you something warm to drink-- perhaps cocoa, as tea may put you to sleep again.” Hatter pressed a kiss to his mate’s jaw, his nose brushing against Jabberwock’s. “A little help with Emrys can’t hurt-- not to mention you need to stay awake. Maybe now that it’s all over, you should try to start going back to your nocturnal roots? I can take over during most of the day time-- I can do chores just fine, hang out with Emrys & everything. Wake you up around dinner. Maybe help you cook.”
monstre--maudit:
“I know I do…” He mumbled. Feeling his mate’s large hand pressed to his face, Jabberwock let out a soft breath at the warmth, “I’ve been trying being as tired as I have been.” Calloused fingers rubbed at his heavy lids, careful of those longs nails. “You visiting sounds nice though, I know someone besides me misses you.”
♙∬ ”My dear, if you’re that tired, perhaps I really should come stay a while...it wouldn’t hurt for me to spend more time with my son, anyways; I should really be a more responsible parent. & I need to make sure you’re taken care of as well.” The noirette pressed a kiss to his mate’s forehead, his arms now wrapping snug about Jabberwock’s waist. “Yes, I miss the both of you very much myself. It’s settled then: I’ll stay here for a bit & help you out some.”
monstre--maudit:
He’s been exhausted all day. He doesn’t know what’s making him this exhausted, and normally he wouldn’t complain, but he’s been doing nothing but sleeping the past week.
♙∬ ”Are you okay? You look worn out...” Hatter had managed to drop by for a visit, a gloved hand reaching out & pressing to his lover’s face. “You’ve been taking care of yourself, I hope. I know we don’t live together, but perhaps I should come see you more often: check up on you more.”
♙∬ ”My coat is stuck. I repeat: my coat is stuck...please, help.” He’s afraid he’ll rip it if he tries to get it uncaught from the bush branch.
n--evermxre:
Raven glanced up at the Destroyer before kissing his jaw. He nuzzled against his mate. “I love you too,” he whispered, “you mean a lot to me. And I’m sorry I lose my temper sometimes. You mean so much to me I don’t want to lose you.” He looked up at the young Chain’s emerald pools and he gave a small smile. He returned the kisses he received and he breathed softly through his nose. “You weren’t always a handful, Hatter. Everyone is a handful sometimes, Kid. Even I am, you’ve witnessed it many times. It’s okay.”
♙∬ Hatter sighed, a hand placing itself over Raven’s as he leaned into the kiss to his jaw. “You mean just as much to me, Raven. It’s alright, I know you’ve been through a lot & it’s hard being away from me. It’s hard to change habits after over 900 years. You old ass man.” He snorted, cupping warm cheeks & stealing yet a few more kisses from the elder. “Let’s just say we’re both handfuls. You’re hardheaded & stubborn, & I’m too soft & withdrawn. I promise you won’t lose me though, Raven. I’ll always be here.”
Shit I Say to My Boyfriend Sentence Starters
“I can be trusted with a dinosaur.” “Make one more bad joke and I’m leaving you for the lawyer I matched with on Tinder.” “We really need to finalize our story of how we met since I refuse to tell my family we matched on Tinder.” “I love you but you’re an idiot.” “I’m just going to hide.” “I wasn’t actually paying attention, I’m sorry.” “No tickles.” “I don’t actually know what’s going on.” “I love you but not that much.” “I’m sorry I was mean. You deserved it but I’m still sorry.” “Your friends probably think I’m a hardcore drug addict.” “If you don’t get caught it’s not illegal.” “I make no promises that I won’t set your house on fire.” “Why do you love me?” “You’re lucky I love you as much as I do.”
n--evermxre:
“No, it’s okay, I just need less layers.” He mumbled, pealing his shirt off and giving the noriette a quick kiss. He fanned himself for just a small second before taking off his black gloves. Raven glanced down at his mate and he gave a meek smile. “It’s in the past,” he whispered, “there’s no need to dwell on it now.” He leaned against his cool headboard again, tossing his shirt in the hamper. “It’s okay now.”
♙∬ Hatter sat up, shrugging his own coat off & throwing it to the floor before peeling off his gloves. Propping himself up against the headboard in suit of Raven, the younger chain sighed. “I love you, Raven. I want you to always remember that. I will never stop loving you, or stop wanting you. Even when we fight, I love you. Even if you make me mad sometimes, I’d still do anything to see you happy.” He whispered, leaning over & stealing a few more kisses from the noirette before squeezing warm hands. “I’m sorry I’ve always been a bit of a handful since I was young.”
n--evermxre:
“Thanks, I appreciate it, but I’ve taken a shower anyways and even sucked up my fear as terrified as i was and ran a shallow bath to at least cover my hips.” Grunting at the stray bangs being pushed back with his pulled back ones, Raven glanced down at the younger man, his sharp blue eyes glowing dimly in the darkness. “I know, I don’t have to worry about the dogs trying to climb up on my bed either.”
♙∬ ”I could get you a cold wash cloth if you like.” Hatter shifted, leaning over & stealing a quick kiss as he saw blue optics peering at him in the darkness of the room. “I almost forgot how pretty your eyes were, mon amour. I’m glad to see those eyes staring back at me again.” He whispered, his face nuzzling into dark locks. “I love you very much. I’m sorry, my love. I know we fought last time we spoke, & I know we both said sorry & all but- I still want to apologize again. I love you.”
n--evermxre:
“Fine, just hot and tired — but too hot to sleep.”
♙∬ ”Do you want me to run you-- no, wait. You don’t like baths because of your fear of deep waters; sorry.” Laying down beside the older chain, Hatter extended a gloved hand to push damp bangs from blue hues. “Just a bit longer & you’ll be free. Though the summer heat won’t be fun, you at least won’t have your own heat boiling inside of you every day & night.”
♙∬ ”Are you alright?”
monstre--maudit:
“No, because I’m staring directly at my adorable little brother.” Well, he’s certainly not going to stop until Hatter sees so.
♙∬ With that said, the younger chain dug a mirror from the depths of his hat, holding it up in front of his brother with a snort. “Are you really?” Well, that wasn’t going to happen.
monstre--maudit:
@built-for-destruction
“I see you’re still cute as ever.” He’s teasing, but he still somewhat means it. His little brother’s always been a cute kid.
♙∬ ”I’m sorry, you must be talking to a mirror.” Well, Hatter’s older brother is most certainly no better himself in that regard.
stop Jabby 2k16.
n--evermxre:
The bird let out a small grunt at the kiss he received and he quickly returned it. Shivering, Raven leaned over his side of the bed and grabbed his coat he dropped on the floor for being too hot earlier — but he had a fire going on at the time, now he’s chilly. Slipping it on, Raven looked over at Hatter and huffed. “You’re no better at being stubborn, Hatter, even if you are still but a babe.” Reaching a hand over, the older Chain turned on his bedside lamp and he snorted. “If you follow the recipe, I’m sure it’ll be just fine. I’m simple because I took what I could as a child and growing up, and growing up I didn’t get a lot. So, when I could get things on my own, it was never a lot because I never needed those things.” A small smile pulled at the noirette’s lips and he leaned over, giving Hatter a quick kiss to the cheek. “As I said, it all smells wonderful, no matter what you’ve made me, I’ll eat Hatter.”
♙∬ Hatter couldn’t help but continue to smile, his fingers moving to idly rub at the apples of his cheeks briefly from the slight pain from his lips being tugged in an upward manner for so long. “Are you cold? I can re-ignite the fire, if you’d like. & Yes, but who do you think I get it from? You raised me, after all.” Scooting closer to his lover, the younger chain took Raven’s hand once he had turned the lamp on, pressing a few kisses to his knuckles before letting go, handing him his plate & mug. “Well, let’s hope so. If it does taste bad though, don’t force yourself. But, I think I did pretty well, personally.” Hatter hummed, taking the dark violet gloves off of his hands & placing them on Raven’s bedside table. “Happy Birthday, Raven. I love you so much.”
n--evermxre:
Raven grunted, letting out a short breath. He sat up in his bed, shifting his his thick comforter. He glanced over at the younger Chain, rubbing at his turquoise eyes to wake himself up a bit. “That’s because I don’t need nor want anything…” He looked down at the basket Hatter made him and smiled faintly. “Thank you though, it smells wonderful, amour.”
♙∬ Hatter hummed, smiling down at the smaller chain as he took out a small stack of napkins, followed by disposable plates. The younger chain let out a light laugh, leaning over & stealing another kiss. “You’re physically a teenager, but your age shows through your stubbornness, that’s definate.” The noirette hummed, glancing over at his lover as he made Raven a plate. “Let’s just hope it tastes just as well, I went by the book. You’re always such a simple man, Raven; even with your appetite.” A chicken & rice casserole was the main thing Hatter had decided on making, & a quick stew for the side. As he was filling up a small bowl-like mug with chicken, beef & vegetable stew, the destroyer smiled. “I hope this will do, I also made a quick pound cake for desert since I know you like sweets though you’re not as bad as me or Jabby & you have a much more tame sweet tooth.”