(not) The Official Rich Bitch

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and music i guess

[richardwagner-official]

Hey its Clara, wanna hang out tonight ? :^) Shhh but don't tell anyone, Bobbert musn't know that !!!

im calling the police!!!!!!

[richardwagner-official]

about to buy the entire otamatone business 4 myself !

[richardwagner-official]

honk

[richardwagner-official]

hi @wagner-official

[wagner-official]

Hi, @richardwagner-official have you noticed some composers-official are ganging up against us? Let’s destroy them as we destroyed tonal world

[richardwagner-official]

i propose we use our money to buy earth

[richardwagner-official]

hi @wagner-official

[johannesbrahms-official]

@richardwagner-official come at me!!!!!

[richardwagner-official]

new phone who dis 👀

[take-me-to-your-lieder-deactiva]

Things that classical musicians need to be less angry about:

- people not knowing what a viola is - Pachelbel’s Canon (please calm down about this piece) - non-musicians saying ‘music is my life’ - people accidentally clapping between movements because they might not know concert etiquette rules

Things that classical musicians need to be more angry about:

- not enough bassoon solos - unfair racial representation in opera - the elitism that surrounds us both from without and within, which we need to get rid of if our art is to survive - Wagner’s neck beard

[die-erlkoenigin]

I’m always angry about Wagner’s neckbeard let me tell you

[hexaviolet]

-unfair racial representation in music as a whole

[unjellify-deactivated20181223]

- gender inequality and an unwillingness to address it or depart from tradition in classical music - classical music being cut from curriculums

[take-me-to-your-lieder-deactiva]

Good additions!

[thelistenersguide]

- the uncritical perpetuation of nationalism and imperialism in the mythology surrounding composers and their music

[johnphilipsousa-official]

@richardwagner-official you really need to take care of your neck beard

[richardwagner-official]

i have more important things to do like Being Rich but thanks

[composersillustrated]

Franz Liszt and Richard Wagner

[percyaldridgegrainger-official]

@franzliszt-official @richardwagner-official

[richardwagner-official]

dam u aint thicc @franzliszt-official

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

How to make a Wagner: Step 1: get a Mendelssohn Step 2: hit him over the head Step 3: Add beret Step 4: Leave to marinate for 3 years in 100 liters of asshole water Step 5: Release him into the wild Step 6: PROFIT??????????

@richardwagner-official @felixmendelssohn-official

[richardwagner-official]

WHAT THE UFKC, WHAT THE FUC. K

[worstsimpsonspageever]

[franzwilhelmferling-official]

@richardwagner-official is this you

[richardwagner-official]

tis me

[thepianoblog]

[wolfgangamadeusmozart-official]

I approve

[richardwagner-official]

this is my favourite work of mine!!!!!!!!

[richardwagner-official]

i LOVE dogs

[henrypurcell-official]

No-one’s listening, Dick.

[richardwagner-official]

thanks 4 listening

[richardwagner-official]

i LOVE dogs

[richardwagner-official]

why did you break Ludwig II's heart? He was such a sweet king. Why'd you have to ruin what we had?

ludwig ii get off anon

[richardwagner-official]

Why did you write the Centennial March you ass?

listen sweaty if someone came up to u and said “write a piece for $5000″ would u turn it down.,,, no . . 

[richardwagner-official]

Wagner over Yonder

i dont speak yiddish

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

at my wedding I'm going to have the second movement of rite of spring as I walk down the aisle

DO IT

[antoniosalieri-official]

@richardwagner-official @felixmendelssohn-official

Wedding Team, what do you have to say about this?

[richardwagner-official]

i support this