We Will Eat The Stars

Space People come to our planet and mess with us. Now we will go to their planets and mess with them.

[bulborb-nasa]

Automated NASA Update System:

Chief Blorp Status: marching to war.

Bluke Status: Grieving

Brick Status: Unknown

Bulbalina Status: ERROR

End of Update

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: WHIPTONGUE BULBORB

PERFECTION

10/10

[bulborb-nasa]

Well, that is very kind of you! By no means am I perfect, but I appreciate the kindness :)

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

Hiii I noticed yuor onions didnts have a restraint nearby

So I opened up a new Brick Burger

Brick Burger: “Don’t know what a Burger is. Eat it anyway.”

fuckk yes i lvoe burger. ok so it's basicaly like a meat in between two breads and there's also some other bullshit int here

[bulborb-nasa]

*nodding taking notes*

Inch resting

Might need a new Slogan now that I know what a burger is

[dwarf-orange-bulborb-posting]

eat the stars and the burger. obviously

[bulborb-nasa]

LOVE IT THAT IS NEW SLOGAN YOU GET FREE BURGER WHENEVER

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

Hiii I noticed yuor onions didnts have a restraint nearby

So I opened up a new Brick Burger

Brick Burger: “Don’t know what a Burger is. Eat it anyway.”

fuckk yes i lvoe burger. ok so it's basicaly like a meat in between two breads and there's also some other bullshit int here

[bulborb-nasa]

*nodding taking notes*

Inch resting

Might need a new Slogan now that I know what a burger is

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

Hi Currant would you like a Burger from Brick Burger™️

Brick Burger: Don’t know what a Burger is. Eat it anyway.

yea sure i love buger im sure nothign can go wrong here

[bulborb-nasa]

Yaaay here you go Currant free borger

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

Favorite buges?

stag beeble

[bulborb-nasa]

Not me? 🥺

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

uhm uhmm umhm. sorry.

[bulborb-nasa]

It’s ok Stag Beetles are super cool :)

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

Favorite buges?

stag beeble

[bulborb-nasa]

Not me? 🥺

[bulborb-nasa]

Hmmm

I have an idea that might make a few people mad but would be funny

I’m bored so why not

[bulborb-nasa]

FWEET!!!

(Aka Whistle noise)

[bulborb-nasa]

Hmmm

I have an idea that might make a few people mad but would be funny

I’m bored so why not

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

I'm faltering, you're my only hope blue pikin, please, pleas,

whag must i do to halp?

[froglocker]

Kill this man

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

ooogh. alright. HYA! HYA! HYA! HYA!

[bulborb-nasa]

Yo is that Bronk? We hate that dude GET HIS ASS CURRANT!

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

*throws you at bulborb*

ok this is my life now ATTACKA! ATTACKA ATTACkA ATTACKA!

[bulborb-nasa]

Ow ow ow hey stop ow ow good hit btw I felt that one ow ow ouch ow ow Currant it’s me Blorp please stop ow ow have you been working out? I can tell. Ow ow ow

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

oh sprry blorp but when i get thrown at somethang i have to attacka it.... no choice. simply the way it must be. and yea ive been workin out aren't i so strongs?

[bulborb-nasa]

All good no worries I can take it

Yeah you’re so strongs!

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

*throws you at bulborb*

ok this is my life now ATTACKA! ATTACKA ATTACkA ATTACKA!

[bulborb-nasa]

Ow ow ow hey stop ow ow good hit btw I felt that one ow ow ouch ow ow Currant it’s me Blorp please stop ow ow have you been working out? I can tell. Ow ow ow

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

blue pikmin space program

im.up there. in soace. you jist have to loolk reallllly closelies

[bulborb-nasa]

Can confirm

They’re up there

Just

Watching

[peony-posting]

peenie .,

( @amalgam-posting )

MALG!! ꉂ\(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

[amalgam-posting]

ppeobny whauut aryou doiign peeny

[peony-posting]

Trying to figure out how to move This Thing

[amalgam-posting]

oguughrhgrhhh.......... cann i haungg outte peneye

mayhbe i ccan heulp withh yuur shineey rectaunggel !,,

[bulborb-nasa]

What is a shiny

We will eat the shiny

…it too big

Sads :(

[peony-posting]

We can find a way... together

Actually maybe we shouldn't that might not be good for us :(

[bulborb-nasa]

I could ask Brick

Brick is strongk

[peony-posting]

peenie .,

( @amalgam-posting )

MALG!! ꉂ\(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

[amalgam-posting]

ppeobny whauut aryou doiign peeny

[peony-posting]

Trying to figure out how to move This Thing

[amalgam-posting]

oguughrhgrhhh.......... cann i haungg outte peneye

mayhbe i ccan heulp withh yuur shineey rectaunggel !,,

[bulborb-nasa]

What is a shiny

We will eat the shiny

…it too big

Sads :(

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

yo where is your captain shouldn't you be murdering rn

i can murder!!! buti can take a breaks also! nobody wants to be mrudering 24/7 (¬_¬")

[bulborb-nasa]

Except Bulbalina. She was always gung-ho on murder

…I. …I miss her.

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

hi its us the bees. were taking back the nectar by force

> @several-thousand-bees

ahhhh shit. chat, shoulge i start running?

[bulborb-nasa]

I’ve got your back Currant

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

thuankt you but to be completey honest i don t thuink there's much we can od against several thousamd bees

[bulborb-nasa]

We do what we always do: our best