AAAAAAAAAHH

I AM A BULBORB SHE/IT I LIKE TO EAT PIKMIN AND SLEEP AND I LOVE MY CHILDREN

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

Snatches up The Snatcher

-The Snatcher Snatcher

thaunk you snatcher snatcher you have saved me and my homies

[literallyjustabulborb]

:(

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

i love watching you run around with joys with your little friends like you don't even know The Snatcher is staring directly at you as it lurks just beyond the hills it's so cute

uh oh,

[literallyjustabulborb]

:)

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: FLIGHTY JOUSTMITE

IT'S A JOUSTMITE WITH WINGS. THEORETICALLY BETTER, BUT IT TENDS TO GET ITS PROBOSCIS STUCK IN THE GROUND IF IT MISSES.

5/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

WHAT COULD IT BE

[literallyjustabulborb]

I AM GOING TO EAT YOU

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: WHIPTONGUE BULBORB

PERFECTION

10/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN DAY... I DON'T KNOW: SKEETERSKATE

IT SHOOTS WATER. THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY ONLY EFFECTIVE ON PIKMIN. I APPRECIATE THE PIKMIN HATING ENERGY! UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S AIM IS TERRIBLE AND IT'S SMALL, SLOW, AND WEAK. AT LEAST IT CAN'T HURT ME!

2/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: SHAGGY LONG LEGS

EWWWWWW!

0/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: PYROCLASMIC SLOOCH

THIS IS LIKE A FIERY BULBLAX BUT SLOWER, WEAKER, AND GENERALLY JUST WORSE. AS USUAL, THE BULBORB REIGNS SUPREME!

3/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: VEHEMOUS PHOSBAT

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL... I SHOULD CALL HER. I THINK SHE'S STILL MAD THAT I KEPT EATING HER CHILDREN THOUGH.

SHE'S ALERGIC TO LIGHT FOR SOME REASON. I'M REALLY NOT SURE WHY BUT LUCKILY SHE LIVES IN A CAVE IN THE DARK. SURELY THERE'S NOTHING THAT THE PIKMIN CAN USE TO TURN THE SITUATION AGAIN'ST HER!

10/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN DAY WHO CARES: PHOSBAT

IT'S WEIRD, UGLY, AND KIND OF GROSS. IT ALSO DIES IF IT'S EXPOSED TO LIGHT? KINDA SEEMS BAD AS FUCK. IT HAS A MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH APPEAL THAT I CAN'T RESIST!

0/10 FOR KILLING PIKMINS, 10/10 FOR TASTING DELICIOUS!

[bunniope]

unleashing a swarm of opposite locusts that build buildings and plant crops

[aberrantemotion]

Aren't they called pikmin

[literallyjustabulborb]

ALL PIKMIN DO IS KILL!

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh no! oh no! *i trip & fall to the ground bleeding horribly from my nose and eyes. i am dead. immediately, thousands of pikmin no larger than matchheads swarm from between the sidewalk cracks like rivulets of ants and begin stripping my flesh with incredible efficiency. by the time the ambulance arrives i am cleanly skeletonized and my bones, in front of the jamba juice, are bleaching in the sun. the paramedics examine my corpse and pronounce me male at the scene*

[eflatminorseven]

did you girls see that

[pmd-stardust]

If your a pikmin just be careful ok

[literallyjustabulborb]

IF YOU'RE A PIKMIN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, OKAY? :]

[literallyjustabulborb]

RATING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN WHENEVER THE MOTIVATION STRIKES ME SEVENTY EIGHT: JOUSTMITE

THIS IS JUST THE CLOAKING BURROWNIT, BUT THE ARMOR COVERS THE FRONT INSTEAD OF THE BACK. WHICH, I GUESS IS ARGUABLY BETTER?

5/10

[literallyjustabulborb]

SOMETIMES, I FORGET I HAVE THIS ACCOUNT. I STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME CALLED "DELTA RUNE". I LIKE THE PURPLE/PINK DINOSAUR GIRL, I RELATE TO HER A LOT.

[literallyjustabulborb]

radish

NOURISHING, BUT NOT AS SATISFYING.